@Wunno Sev: I see Edges everywhere. The Flex is just too expensive for what it is — basically an over-styled minivan with less carrying capacity and one less seat. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice place to be inside, what with heated and cooled seats for 4 passengers, mid-mounted entertainment center, etc. And, it's…

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Yeah. This time of year, the whole of northern IL and southern WI is a parking lot with all of the college students going into Madison, or down south toward Champaign.

@Jalopnaddict: Whoops. Reread. I thought he said just the engine was aluminum. Anyway, we 'mericans know about aluminum. We can't seem to get our hands on any of this aluminIum stuff the brits have.

Low-rider'd pickups are automatic crack-pipe. You couldn't haul more than 100 pounds in the bed of that thing before the ass started dragging on the ground.

@Kike Burns: Scroll. Finger. Cramping...

@Jalopnaddict: Caddy CTS-V?

@paintandswim09: My girlfriend taught me to drive stick. Later, I married her. Obviously, more happened around and between those statements, but they are both true.

"I drive a Camry."

@Faslane: PayPal doesn't rip people off, criminals rip people off. In your case, criminals rip off stupid people that probably deserve it.

@dangertree: I wouldn't, either, don't get me wrong. I just don't think dirt improves the appearance, that was my complaint.

OK. I'll take every single one but the Porsche. Anyone else think the 959 in that pose with those suspension upgrades looks quite a bit like a certain cartoon race car named "Lightning McQueen"?

@Roberto G.: Sure it is. Just leave them outside and wait for it to rain. ;)

@Littlecarrot: I've known several Subaru owners that never had any problems with their flat 4's. Only opened the hood to play "find the cylinders". "Why are they on different sides?!?!?". But, they are not torquey or all that powerful for their displacement.

@heltoupee: Looks so good it ate my picture...

I'm going to go with one that looks much better dirty than clean — the Isuzu Vehicross. Fill in all those ugly little dents and cover up the weird trim bits and titanium teeth, and you have a great-looking little mud truck.

fifty-five hundred bucks for an entrance fee into project car hell, Fiat style? CP.

@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: Gotta love the pronounce-ability of the acronym, too. Just think, "I drive a Gimpy Brougham."

CVPI??

@vdiddy210 - Can Also Drive 90 in a 40: I actually took those pictures in the parking lot of a Chinese restaurant near where I live. Here's the one without the closeup overlayed. IIRC, the decals looked professionally done.

So, the only thing there to balance out the "it's not a Ferrari" is "John Candy's ass was in it"?