Ouch, that hurts to look at.

Do a barrel roll?

This guy. "My motorcycle's made out of chainsaws. What's yours made out of again?"

@Roberto G.: Sorry, but the setup was too perfect :)

@Ash78, working for the rat race: Audi TT Hybrid?

@fhrblig: Waitjustaminnit! I carry a swiss army knife that is both a knife and a screwdriver. Does that mean I can also be charged with possession of a Conceled Burglerifirous Tool?

@Roberto G.:

The only car I ever totaled was when I collided with a deer doing about 75 down the interstate. My Dad made me feel much better when he said: "You know you're not a redneck if you bagged your first buck with a Honda."

@PotbellyJoe - wants to build a little turtle fence around his soul: If the horn doesn't work, a light sprinkling of front bumper works wonders.

Not for all the crack-filled crackberries in crackistan. Although, If we can get everyone to kick in a fin, can we buy it to burn in effigy on his front lawn?

@e30m3: Holy crap, me too. Heading toward Bloomington, IL on Interstate 74.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's longname: I was gonna say that he could just sell it, but, hell, Chrysler can't even sell the things.

@CRXPilot; In fast, out backwards: Dibs on Marketing director. I'll be working hard showing off product and hiring, ahem, entertainment for shows and media junkets.

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 otaku Hoon): Orange you glad SSC isn't working on an "Ultimate Aero TT SS Beatabugatti Edition" ?

Chevy, you've already pimped out your SS badge like a back-alley whore. Please don't "bring back" the Chevelle.

@VeeArrrSix: Oh my god, it's Laurence Fishburne's Mexican-American cousin!

Stick that dickhead in jail and see how much of a hardass he is when he meets his cellmate, "Bubba". Bubba gonna get a new toy to play with.

@rxe7en: The motor in my Tesla Roadster destroys your Wankel in HP/L. Hell, the motor in my G-Wiz destroys the Wankel in HP/L. I'm being facetious, but my point is that certain comparisons don't really hold up when it comes to different types of engines. HP/L is one of them.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: *Readies fake fart app for use after K-M is done with his pretend mug of pretend beer.

Continuing with the trend: This is why people think all Cadillac drivers are douchebags...