No. This is why they don’t let people like you, who work in TV, handle statistical analysis when you try to switch to digital media - because you don’t know what you’re doing. There’s a reason your industry is dying and struggling to monetize and ours is not - we use reliable metrics, and you don’t.

TV news has the least reliable metrics when compared to online advertising. Your numbers don't show what you seem to think they show.

Good to know you reied without reading the rest of the thread. I've already addressed this, and you're wrong

This will be my last post responding to you.

Hey, buddy! I don’t have to do it! I already have! You’re free to go to http://www.comscore.com, sign up for an account, and view for yourself! Just because I don’t feel like spending 20 minutes going through excel sheets right now doesn’t mean I’m wrong! I’m sure that someone as smart as you should be able to do that…

Should I slow this down for you? Should I use smaller words? Here, I’ll try again:

I see you don’t really understand how statistics work. Here, let me help you out - it’s kind of my thing!

This is a fallacy. I check the news everyday, regardless of what’s being shown. If it’s a slow news-day, I read boring shit and spend more time on Facebook. If it’s not, I don’t. That doesn’t mean that I’m actively choosing to read the gore, so much as I would have read whatever you put in front of me, and you chose…

And those “fee fees” couldn’t have come out a patriarchal society that isolated these males who didn’t fit the status quo, could it?

Yep! Redditt’s evil, 4chan’s evil, Gawker’s evil! They’re all evil! Entirely! And me denying that totally means that I’m making out 4Chan to be the victims in this equation! Great observations, so astute! I’m glad I have you here to set me straight!

Not at all, but way to highlight that you don’t really understand what #notallmen means!

You know how y’all love laughing with Marshawn Lynch as he trolls the media, lamenting the fact that sports journalism has descended to such depths that sports reporters really can’t ask a worthwhile question?

Your last name is Dries - you were meant to blot. It’s destiny.

At Jezebel, we are very much against body shaming.

“I’m not good enough to make an algorithm that would help me win at daily fantasy sports, so it must be all bullshit! Just like in high school, when I wasn’t tall/fast/strong/coordinated enough to make the basketball/football/baseball team! Such bullshit!”

I’ll bet you’re everyone’s favorite coworker, aren’t you? Really stickin’ it to the man! Nothing says I’m open minded and level headed like forcing your anti-Chick-Fil-A views on your coworkers who clearly don’t share your Social Justice Warrior opinions!

If you think Shake Shack’s chicken is better than Chick-Fil-A, then you don’t have very good taste in chicken.

Or clicking on the file and hitting enter. I mean, you have to type to change the name anyway - I don’t see how hitting enter before you type was onerous in any way.

This is one of the worst suggestions you could possibly give. Seriously.

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”