At Jezebel, we are very much against body shaming.

Yeah, fuck that.

“I’m not good enough to make an algorithm that would help me win at daily fantasy sports, so it must be all bullshit! Just like in high school, when I wasn’t tall/fast/strong/coordinated enough to make the basketball/football/baseball team! Such bullshit!”

I’ll bet you’re everyone’s favorite coworker, aren’t you? Really stickin’ it to the man! Nothing says I’m open minded and level headed like forcing your anti-Chick-Fil-A views on your coworkers who clearly don’t share your Social Justice Warrior opinions!

If you think Shake Shack’s chicken is better than Chick-Fil-A, then you don’t have very good taste in chicken.

I’d rather see them hit Bill Cosby with a tennis racket, but Jello is still pretty cool, I guess.

Or clicking on the file and hitting enter. I mean, you have to type to change the name anyway - I don’t see how hitting enter before you type was onerous in any way.

I’ve gotten emails from 3 companies that create software I use, explicitly telling me not to upgrade.

This is one of the worst suggestions you could possibly give. Seriously.

Except what is specifically being referenced in this argument isn’t the hardware of the device, but the attachable keyboard - which is, functionally, EXACTLY the same.

It’s not that hard to pull the extremities off once you’ve severed them from the corpse. Same goes for the torso if you split it at the waist.

Jesus. Do any of you guys actually watch these shows you review? Or think before you write?

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

That is an offensive play. Have you seen Saban’s daughter?

Even in your example there are major differences. Using awesomesauce as an adverb, as in, you doing this will be helpful, is informal and probably fine.

Lol, yeah - cherries are red, berries are blue...just like the lights on a police car.

Most people don’t have a problem admitting white privilege exists in certain contexts. I’m also from the Midwest, and most of my friends here know that, if the cherries and berries are flashing, you want to be as white as possible to avoid a bad outcome. It’s fundamentally hypocritical to acknowledge (let alone…

Because they had a prominent highschool student murdered, and they had no leads. They had pressure from all sides to solve the case. It seems pretty clear why they would railroad someone in that situation. Look at how they just took Jay’s testimony, no questions asked! After showing him evidence about the case!

Why is it gross? It’s independant from the game. Cobb can’t make Rodgers throw to him, and, more importantly, the number of times that he does doesn’t directly correlate to who the Packers beat on a given Sunday/Monday/Thursday. The integrity of the game remains intact.