How much you wanna bet that they guy forcing two people to get married from his government position is a firm supporter of small government?

Like every sensible human these days, I’m nostalgic for the ’90s.

It wasn’t too long after he made his mawkish 2004 plea to Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala to “stop hurting America”—and, as a result, became the most celebrated man in TV news—that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead

Did you really just call Michael Vick a “noted sadist dog torturer” ? Do you even know what he did? It seems pretty clear that you don’t.

...you realize that there have been ritualistic murders since then, right? You realize that season 1 of True Detective is based on a true story of ritualistic killing and rape, right? And you realize that the case that True Detective is based off of happened in the early 2000’s, well after the Memphis 3 were…

Nah. A woman could make that joke too.

For the record, if you want to get drunk fast, a mixed drink will be more effective than a shot, especially if you get it with a diet soda. The coke/sprite/whatever increases the rate of absorption, and the sugar substitutes in diet soda nearly double that effect.

Clams is one of the most underrated producers in the game, and has been for the past 6 years or so. It’s especially perplexing to me because he specializes in heavy bass and sub-bass layered over ambient sounds....which is what white teenagers/millennials love right now. His stuff with A$AP was great.

Or, more likely, women are easier to mock/attack because they are in a lower position on the societal structure, and, therefore, a man is less likely to face any repercussions for mocking/attacking them. In short, they are easier targets.

I didn’t realize Jezebel started running Elite Daily articles on the weekend

Definitely not. No one is really a proud cigarette smoker, who insists on showing you the new pack they have, or the new wrapper it came in.

This makes sense. He probably acquired a taste for Irish coffee during his time in Boston.

He sent the texts to a team phone. They don’t need his phone to see what he said.

You didn’t even read the article, did you? Brady sent the texts to a team phone, which is team property. There’s no need for a warrant.

Brady was sending texts to a team phone. Did you even read the article, or are you just the typical, dumb Patriots fan?

Do you use Muckrock like Keenan? Or are you just wingin’ it?

1. That’s not true. Her reduction of her Adams apple was covered pretty extensively before she came out.

If by massive conspiracy, you mean the editing of dash cam video and the forging of a simple document that only required a checked box and 3 words.

Yeah, OK, except the both make music purporting to be “about that life”, with Drake becoming more and more of a keyboard gangster. This is the guy who makes songs with lyrics like “please don’t make me catch a body like that” and all he does is passive aggressively like Instagram pictures? That’s really, really lame.