You know Chicago dumps twice as much sewage into Lake Michigan as Milwaukee does, right?

I didn’t realize Jezebel started running Elite Daily articles on the weekend

I read this as The Best Whisky is Being Sent To ISIS, which would actually be a lot funnier and a huge waste of good whisky.

Definitely not. No one is really a proud cigarette smoker, who insists on showing you the new pack they have, or the new wrapper it came in.

Yeah, I hate these hoaxes. But, in all seriousness, remember not to flash your brights at anyone driving with their lights off! It’s almost August, and you know what that means....

This makes sense. He probably acquired a taste for Irish coffee during his time in Boston.

He sent the texts to a team phone. They don’t need his phone to see what he said.

You didn’t even read the article, did you? Brady sent the texts to a team phone, which is team property. There’s no need for a warrant.

Brady was sending texts to a team phone. Did you even read the article, or are you just the typical, dumb Patriots fan?

Do you use Muckrock like Keenan? Or are you just wingin’ it?

1. That’s not true. Her reduction of her Adams apple was covered pretty extensively before she came out.

This is a really good guess

If by massive conspiracy, you mean the editing of dash cam video and the forging of a simple document that only required a checked box and 3 words.

Yeah, OK, except the both make music purporting to be “about that life”, with Drake becoming more and more of a keyboard gangster. This is the guy who makes songs with lyrics like “please don’t make me catch a body like that” and all he does is passive aggressively like Instagram pictures? That’s really, really lame.

Lol, Common is definitely not dating Serena. That back in like 2008. C’mon, Kate, you’re better than that.

And he still looks younger than Steve Francis.

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Most people don’t even own a computer. Almost everyone has a smart phone. People watch youtube from their phones way more than they do from a monitor.

Eh, he is OK as a talk show host. He’s annoying, but he is able to solicit good answers from guests. I can see this being not terrible.

I think that’s cagaleche in Spanish.

1. Athletes pay taxes in the cities they play in, not the cities they’re based in. That means that EVERY NBA player pays taxes here when they play here. That is, by definition, outside money.