Beyonce, I love you. But Antony and the Johnson's cover of "Crazy in Love" is beautiful and everyone should check it out. It makes me want to drape myself in scarves and do an interpretive dance in an abandoned ballroom.

I hope so. :) If nothing else, I've learned to love myself (really for the first time in my life), and that opens up such a world of possibilities.

And you, friend, are an asshole. See? It's nice to have one word descriptors.

I was in an eleven-day induced coma due to liver failure and brain swelling caused by an overdose. I was *this close* to being pronounced dead (my parents had made funeral preparations and notified family). Somehow, and despite doctors' prognosis, things began to turn around and I made it. This was Christmas 2010…

Stories like this hit me so hard. My sister has a brain injury caused by a lack of oxygen (weird, freak accident... no drugs, no alcohol, in no way shape or form her fault)

Mandy Moore is "totally shocked" by how Ryan Adams is handling their divorce.

how does this not have more stars???

LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST ONE EEEEEVERRR!!!

Let's just say I'm not super proud of my past.

As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …

This doesn't count as sex to me but basically:

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

Okay...

Oh, go suck a goji berry smoothie.

I love "Ponkleberger," made me laugh on what is becoming a shit day.

Maybe she can get a tattoo of you yelling at her to get off your lawn...

We had people over at our apartment last night. Only 5 friends, plus my husband and myself. We're more of the sink into the couch and watch tv types, reveling in our mutual introversion, and don't usually entertain at our home, so this was a change of pace.

I could not agree with you more about the " it shouldnt be that hard" part. Yes. I feel the same way when I hear people talk about how marriage is "hard work" and you have to keep working at it. I tend to think that if your marriage ( or relationship) is "hard work" then you are probably not with the right person in…

Calm yourself. I'm describing a DOG.

You know what guys like even less than girls who are needy? Girls who are not needy. Seriously, I have had men comment to me before that I was much less needy than their previous girlfriends. And this was not a compliment. Ultimately, they wanted to feel needed because it made them less insecure about the…