helpikilledthehamsteragain
HelpIkilledtheHamsterAgain
helpikilledthehamsteragain

How come people want to protect the children from everything except their own parents?

Did you need a sarcasm tag? Okay, here it is.

I’ve never heard of this person, but I just assume all parenting influencers are abusing their children.

Not sure why Damon and Affleck deserve the sarcasm. When people are on strike they DO NOT GET PAID.  I think it’s great that they did this.

Spot on. Men are famously unconcerned with women’s physical attributes, and never have anything negative to say about their bodies. No guy I know has ever even commented on a woman’s appearance. It’s all about what’s on the inside.

I seem to be genetically blessed re: cholesterol. To be clear, the reason I am on a 1800 calories a day restriction is because I am morbidly obese and have high blood pressure (though am improving on both fronts and have lost almost 100lbs since the start of the year).

I think it’s just a fact of life that celebrities for the most part are incredibly disciplined about exercise and food. Especially actresses and models. Their looks are their livelihoods. While I don’t doubt there are people with eating disorders, I think there’s also a lot of people who are just very, very strict and

Also, 138 pounds at 5'9" is a perfectly normal, healthy weight.

3 eggs for breakfast isn’t a miserable breakfast?
I eat more than 900 calories but I don’t eat a massive breakfast. I have 2 eggs and veggies sometimes. What’s the big deal? 

If there’s one place it might work, that place is Florida. I can see Florida moms saying, “I can’t vote for the Dem, because, y’know, socialism, but I can’t vote for Rick Bat-Shit-Crazy either. And I do like Sesame Street. So yeah, she’s got my vote”.

My social media is full of selfies where I don’t look like I want to die and I absolutely do in every single one of them, no matter how outwardly happy I may look.

We know pictures of “smiling” doesn’t mean shit, most people smile in the faces of people they despise on a daily basis. The fact that her PR has only been

I have to admit, I am looking forward to all the various ill-conceived, performative and violent ways the assholes un-listen to the song.

Goldberg’s been married to three men, and seriously dated a few others (Timothy Dalton, Ted Danson, playwright David Schein, Frank Langella). If people insist on grilling her about her sexuality, the questions could at least be about bisexuality and pansexuality, rather than lesbianism.

Three cheers for someone being honest about not feeling like they would be a good parent.  I wish more people would.

It’s not just the dumbass set I wonder about, but what acts could possibly want to be tied to this impending shitstorm?

Of course a bunch of low-T sheep would judge Elon for hoarding his urine in a hermetically sealed Howard Hughes bunker, but here are facts: fresh water doesn’t hydrate you, only minerals and electrolytes do that, and no not like Gatorade or whatever, REAL hydration comes through efficiency. Your body’s a machine, and y

$20 says he already does.

These are the same people in a mad dash to replace any and all jobs possible with A.I. even if the A.I. is woefully incapable of competing with a human doin the same task. Eliminating the amount of available jobs while demanding massive increases to the population sounds like a fun way to have a ton more homeless and

He’s got to be only two or three more such nights away from hoarding his urine like Howard Hughes. 

Just pure corporate worm brain.