Torn here. While I don’t think it’s very prudent career-wise for her to shit talk her own fans constantly, I also think the weird parasocial relationships fans form with the objects of their fandom are fucking weird. Why should she “love” her fans? She’s right, she doesn’t even know them.

Weird man in a dress who likes to perform in front of people and cannot be trusted with children and young women: Definition of a priest.

“Before we fell in love,” the priest wrote, “I promised to always care for you and protect you, like a father. I still look at you and see a child, but in the best way imaginable. You are mine - no one else’s, and I will always be a father to you until I die.”

I (atheist/recovering Catholic) am trying to imagine what my parents would have done if we had come home from our Catholic high school talking about a priest lecturing on “demonology” and performing exorcisms. I know this for sure—they would have told us to not sit through another one of this talks. Get up and leave…

Is the demon inside her just code for his penis?

Don’t disagree with what you’re saying in general, but...

Damn. Hittin me with facts. Facts got hands.

Yeah, make the appellate court’s job super-easy by citing something applicable only to criminal sentences in this civil matter.

While he might not pay the whole thing, he’ll definitely have to pay a penny.  Judgments owed based on intentional torts are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.  So if he does get a job, his wages will be garnished, if he opens a bank account, those funds will be turned over to D.L., if he ever is owed a tax refund, that…

If I stopped and posted rants every time I licked someone’s butthole and their spouse was angry I wouldn’t have time to lick all those buttholes. Actors, they really are just like us.

Taryn Manning recently went on a bizarre MAGA supporting rant. The new licking outburst is oddly the more acceptable the two.

Heard never specified Depp was her perpetrator, but that mattered little in the end.

I have no beef with Halle, nor do I take issue with what she has to say...but why the hell would any of us listen to what a celebrity has to say on this issue? Listen to your fucking doctor. Celebrities are not indicators of real life. Of course Halle Berry’s advice isn’t bad, but she can’t relate at all. In her…

Cindy looks like Julia Roberts. Bizarre.

This author seems extremely stressed about this issue, having written this exact same article multiple times.

Excuse me, but isn’t Ben Affleck an alcoholic? Why would she start shilling booze then? Can people like this never just relax with their zillions of dollars and maybe look for some meaning in life?

Fuck I was so horny about my fantasy I called the show by the name of another excellent contemporary show.

True Beef fans don’t want Syd and Carmy ‘yes chef’-ing as they bang up against the door of the walk-in, they want Richie blowing Carmy behind the counter while Carmy strokes his hair and says things like ‘you want that Italian sausage cousin?’

So first Perry is in a real estate battle with a bunch of nuns, now a dying veteran? What next? A school full of orphans?