It was a rhetorical question, but you’re actually wrong - Samwise is tempted when he takes the ring when Frodo is captured by Shelob and subsequently the orcs of Cirith Ungol.

“Insufferable Musk™: The new fragrance by Ralph Lauren.”

Actual apology:
“I f*cked up. My mouth got away from me. Sometimes, when I talk, when I do interviews, I say stupid hurtful things. I’m sorry. I hope you can forgive me, and continue to enjoy my works; I will try and earn that trust in my work.”
There.
How damn difficult is that?
Is that too legally liable for everyone,…

The grays are WILD get me out of here!

He looks like a possessed marionette.

Can’t have them outshine her dazzle, apparently.

This has nothing to do with whatever affair that Ariana Grande is happening. And I know she’s Glinda so she has to be blonde, but holy hell that shade of blonde is horrid on her with her skin tone. Just terrible.

In 20 years Ariana is a gonna have a super crazy memoir and a brand new face. I’m looking forward to it. 

I know we want to keep the focus on the Kardashians and how they work the media, but this whole thing made me think less of Chalamet. He signed up for this shit. There are literally millions of single women out there and he went here. For months. 

“Zachary Levi... and Gina Rodriguez...are the new parents instead of two sexy people.”

Christ, fat people can't even sexually harass their employees without some fucker making it about their weight. You people are really just completely incapable of seeing a fat person and *not* talking about it. Do you think you're original? Does it make you feel like less of a sad fuck?

Catching dildos is the new trust falls.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

Perhaps her taste in jewellery is much more pared down and only wears the big bling when she absolutely has to. There’s also something to be said that it would look absolutely awful if she wore more elaborate jewellery, even if costume pieces, when visiting charities. Her tastes are understated. Otherwise, she dresses…

What an incredibly stupid take. Megan Fox is 1000 percent in the right here and her “fans”, and this article, are garbage. Sure, she could pay the bill herself. She could pay for a lot of things. Perhaps her nail tech, who may or may not be close friends with Fox, doesn’t feel comfortable asking this rich client for…

“Rich” doesn’t mean paying cash ($7.5 million, for instance) for everything. Rich people take out mortgages just like anybody else.

Okay, but “Not a girl’s girl” is a brutal kneecapper of a line. Bet that one follows her around for awhile.

Not this again. The man who stood up and swore before God and Man to keep your family intact is the one who decided you are collateral damage. A random woman does not owe you more decency than your husband simply because she is a woman. Women are selfish assholes too, news at 10. We are not automatically each other’s…