We’re here for snark - not self reflection. How dare you!

“He’s either drunk and high and incapable of even standing up, or he’s drunk and high and able to attack her, chase her, land blows? It just doesn’t make sense.”

Every time I hear something about him I like him more. 

God I love Lil Nas X. So good. 

Who could have guessed THAT guy was a douchebag?

She’s framing this as “getting ahead of the tabloids” but girl, no one knows who the fuck you are. She’s obviously media savvy enough to understand the implications here. And while I don’t deny the power dynamics of the relationship, she’s doing quite a bit of exploitation here herself. The only victim I see is Behati…

Are you sure? I just put in a bulk order of sarongs in youth sizes that I was planning on giving out to people who joined my cult -- it may not be too late to get a refund issued.  

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

So when do we get the indictment? The arrest? The perp walk? What’s taking so long!?

Kate and Diana were teenagers when they got involved with their eventual husbands. Meghan was in her mid-30s. There’s no comparison.

Both Kate and Diana came from wealthy families with expensive educations.  They had a lot “going on”.  Your misogyny is gross.

This comment section is giving me a pain.

Well, it has its modern roots in the late 19th century and anti-Semitic conspiracies concerning international/“globalist” cabals of Jewish financiers/bankers undermining the nation (Jews were “nationless”) and disrupting traditional patterns of life for their own destructive ends. Conservatives blamed the Jews for the…

The thing about their supposed “ownership” of a lot of the items looted by the British state that people point at is that... well it’s complicated.

AND she did nothing during her entire reign to officially apologize or offer reparations for said regime’s past failures.

I don’t get all the fucking anguish, crying, and other performative shite royalists and others are undertaking out of the delusion they had a personal connection to some 96 year old woman they didn’t know but likewise I also really don’t get people passionately and ecstatically celebrating her death as though said 96…

Love when people normalize medical procedures, definitely the ones that are deemed ‘embarrassing’ or ‘only for the elderly.’ I was diagnosed with stage IV colon cancer at 29 years old. Nothing could have prevented my case, other than having genetic testing done years earlier (I didn’t know I had Lynch Syndrome). I had…

Slightly related. Recently I rewatched the infamous Gimme More performance of 2007, which was obviously not up to the Britney performance standards we the public had been used to. She was just going through the motions, not even attempting to believably lip sync, very much when you just show up to work and do the…

I have a lot of empathy for Brit, having been forced into psych hospitals, blacked mailed into getting electroshock which has left with me memory and concentration issues. That said, I’m sick of seeing so many of her stans twisting themselves to defend all her shitty behavior. The shit she said about her kids, and…

As someone who works on Broadway, has worked on this show and has friends who work on this show, this is a pretty bullshit take.