helpikilledthehamsteragain
HelpIkilledtheHamsterAgain
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I’m real confused by the “been there, girl!” and “nothing to see here!” tone of this article when it takes about 10 seconds to watch the Page Six video and realize there is actually something to see and it is concerning. 

I think there’s a difference between a critical analysis of someone’s life, especially their shortcomings, and snark for snark’s sake. I completely agree with the responses calling out colonialism, the monarchy, the British Empire in general, etc. This feels mean-spirited but hollow? I don’t know, it’s tough to put my

No offense whatsoever intended to this writer, as I appreciate the honesty regarding the now late queen, but I just have to say that I’m longing for a Kelly Faircloth take on today’s turn of events.

This article scrapes the bottom of the barrel and some. I'm a feminist, Welsh nationalist and no royalist, but when the author of this peace has worked as long and as hard as the queen, she can shoot her mouth off. Like, never.

The tone of this entire article is disgusting.

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

While a sad necessity, the corgis must be buried with the Queen to join her mighty corgi ghost army.

What great risk of death is he putting himself at?

The other part of this is his stubborn insistence to continue a career that puts him at great risk of grave injury and/or death. Short-term AND long-term! To ask your spouse to continue to not pursue her career which is FAR safer and predictable so you can go out and risk life and limb is so selfish. Sure, they have

The neon ‘Mr. and Mrs. Affleck’ sign that every other millennial ‘girl boss’ uses for her business is also priceless. Turns out Jenny from the block has the same aesthetic as Becky from the suburbs.

Call me a Leo apologist I guess, but I can’t summon outrage for this. Is it gross in a stereotypical entitled man sense? Sure. But everything seems consensual, there haven’t been any allegations of abuse or mistreatment to my knowledge, and while I realize this is a pretty low bar to clear, there’s worse shit in the

Where is this land of sharks and pigs?

Fun facts after a wiki dive. The Aldeans met when he drunkenly propositioned her at a bar while away from his wife and two kids. They actually apologized for “anyone who was hurt.”

You know, just like Jesus would do.

I do wonder about the interviewer. The snark in that article was palpable. By the time it got to her describing how she’s teaching her son about poverty by having her security detail give out a backpack (that is apparently stashed in the trunk of the car) with snacks and granola bars, to a homeless man they were

Let’s face it though, the only thing interesting about Meghan Markle is she married a royal and caused the biggest royal scandal since Lady Di. So far she has nothing to offer that’s even remotely as interesting to people as the gossip surrounding Megxit. And she knows it, which is why she doles out little tidbits

Her podcast had her describe the “fire” in the “housing unit” she claimed they were put in when in South Africa. Her “housing unit was actually the High Commisioner’s mansion, and the “fire” was an oil heater letting off some smoke, as they do.

I haven’t paid much attention to Markle. Never knew who she even was before Harry, like most people. I’m certain she experienced racism once they started dating and got married. I’m sure it was a huge, difficult adjustment from the life she had before. All true. I’m sure that experience made her suicidal, much like it

The day before, while Meghan was on the photo shoot for this issue, Harry had been left to his own devices, he tells me. “You were gone for, like, ten hours yesterday,” he marvels to his wife. “Tell her the first thing you said when you got back last night,” he says, turning to me. “She said, ‘I’m not a model.’ “I

From what you describe here the podcast is ironically enough the exact sort of beige unoffensive stuff she complained about being limited to as one of the lesser reasons she and Harry quit the big show.

I just have two of those 3 foot square Ikea tables. They have ample room for my books, alarm clock, emergency flashlight, and the two lamps I bought (I may have been a bit optimistic buying two, as the “passenger side” lamp has never been used.