the wild stuff is the exploitative honey. beekeepers have an interest in keeping the bees alive and healthy. the people who harvest honey in the wild have no such interest and often just kill the bees. 

Isn’t just about every drink at Starbucks outside of a plain coffee basically an excuse for an adult to have a milkshake for breakfast?

the weird part about this study/article is that they don’t list modern Tropical Twist foods as examples of hyperpalatable food....they list things that have been around for literally thousands of years (bacon, cake, popcorn).

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

So many right wingers normally tell people to “just find a new job” if they have any complaints about the treatment of workers....except for cops and ICE agents 

How is General Tso’s not on this list anywhere?

I was a little late to the Christopher Kimball train, but oh my God, those editor’s notes at the beginning of every Cook’s Illustrated were the most fantastic horrible things ever printed. I know more about hikes Chris took into the mountains of Vermont to reflect on the amount of salt to add to the brine for the…

When I worked in retail management all the specialty, low volume, international foods came in from one vendor. The same vendor is national and supplied all of the chains in the areas I worked in. I doubt that has changed much over the years.

Northwest is coming back?

If there’s no Grimace, I’m not interested. 

The way to gain access to the game is to have Randy do a magic trick for you.

You want gravy on mac and cheese? What kind of monster are you? That sounds horrible. The cheese sauce is absolutely all the moisture that dish needs. 

That’s why you need your eatin’ pickle and your makin’ pickle. You eat your eatin’ pickle while you makes your sandwich with the makin’ pickle.

I hope you are very accurate. Shotgun rounds with bird shot is the way to go.

I wish I could convince my management that families like yours exist when they’re asking me why I haven’t upsold an appetizer, a specific drink, a side, and a dessert to every table. When families come out to dine on the cheap (and despite what corporate thinks you CAN tell), I think it’s rude to continue suggesting…

It’s definitely the South

JESUS CHRIST that is terrifying. An entire ecosystem/lifecycle existed before you opened that box. And it was the only world those moths ever knew... Like the worst childrens’ book ever.