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This just seems like an example of “just because something upset you, that doesn’t mean anybody did anything wrong.” Like the kayfabe around Muppets is that you treat them as real in that you don’t acknowledge the puppeteer, not that you treat them as real in that you wouldn’t do things to Muppets if you wouldn’t do

I really just care about good games. Ideally every game would be good and every game would be released on every platform. Obviously the realities of business and technology make that unlikely, but we can still strive to live in a better world. 

This doesn’t seem that hard to do yourself.  Buffalo wing sauce is basically just hot sauce + butter + a few extra spices, and it’s well established that the active ingredients in cannabis are fat soluble.

So Sriracha is one of the simplest hot sauces to make at home- it’s just ripe jalapenos, garlic, sugar, and salt that is fermented for about 2 weeks.  The limiting reagent, of course (other than a setup to do fermentation) is “you need a lot of ripe peppers.”  Jalapenos are normally picked when vivid green, so they

I think my basic issue is that I just don’t want to kill the Justice League.  I can’t remember being this turned off by the premise of a game before.

Given the actual racial politics of France, this seems like a bad idea.

I just can’t imagine any situation where “go out and get breakfast” is more appealing than “not doing that.”  If it was on the way to something, the choice between “stopping for breakfast” or “not devoting any time to that” it might be close.

I mean, a real issue with Chapelle’s “jokes” about trans people is that they are not funny. Indeed, it’s basically the same comedic premises over and over again (“I identify as an attack helicopter” and “trans people are creeps” are the two basic ones.) He just believes that anything that gets people to get mad at him

The dough is shipped frozen, and might even have thawed by the time it is served to you.

Yeah, hearing the cookie seems underdone makes me not want to try it.  I had a bad enough experience with Crumbl the one time I tried it (I had a coupon for a free cookie, they will have to pay me to eat the next one.)  I know that “underdone cookies made by big brands” are just not for me.

So generally the term you’re looking for on the label of the highest quality “Kraft Singles” analogues is “Pasteurized Process Cheese” which is a term regulated by the FDA under Title 21 Chapter 1 Subchapter 8 Part 133 Section 133.169 of the Code of Federal Regulations. This regulates things like “required milkfat”

I feel like the best way to enjoy Fruit Stripe Gum is “remembering the time I enjoyed it in the past” since at the time I was a child and was less discerning and I would probably enjoy it less if I had it now.

Turning the biggest flaw into a selling point would be “you can now actually use them as blackboard chalk” IMO.

Well, the pineapple might have come from Hawaii, since it doesn’t grow in Canada.

I could never see the appeal of GTA. I don’t understand why I would want to play a game so I could hurt imaginary people- I like the sorts of games where I get to help imaginary people and they appreciate it. But I sort of got on board with Saint’s Row by playing the series in reverse order (Gat Out of Hell then SR4,

Packers fan here, I am beyond relieved that Jordan Love appears to be both a) good at football and b) relatively normal, quiet even. For a long time before the heyday of the internet we knew that the Packers were good at keeping negative stories about their guys out of the papers, which we understood to be things like

But Fox was touting how it was “the best new Comedy of the fall season” (pay no attention to how many of those there were, and why the number wasn’t higher.)

I’m not rooting for corporations, or even really that concerned with how they’re doing. I’m just talking about my personal experience.  If I can’t play Wolverine or whatever X-Men game- I will be fine.  It’s unlikely any of these are instant classics that people will be replaying for decades.

As I age, I find that the value of being able to play any particular game that looks pretty good because of the hardware you own is pretty minimal. The vast majority of “exclusive games” are not exactly classics.

I mean, I specifically didn’t go see Killers of the Flower Moon in theaters because I figured a 3.5 hour movie was better to watch at home, where I can pause it whenever.