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I mean, it looks like it’s singularly unpleasant to play, but that’s also my opinion of every other first person shooter that attempts realism.

Now the Twitter Blue tag is a checkmark to indicate that you, the user, are a mark (and they checked, because your payment cleared.)

I’m mad at Crumbl cookies because I find their cookies gross, specifically because they are not baked correctly. I’m pretty sure the whole idea is “use ingredients safe to eat raw, so you can underbake them on purpose”.

“The movie isn’t very good” hasn’t stopped Illumination at any point in the past though.  “You make a lot of money peddling junk for kids” is hardly a new phenomenon in Hollywood.

I feel like I would enjoy “Suicide Squad- the Bad Guys Fight the Bad Guys” a lot more than I would “Suicide Squad- Kill the Justice League.” Since sure, Waller is the sort of person with all kinds of contingencies for “what if so-and-so goes bad” (even moreso than Bruce) seeing Task Force X actually succeed at like

I wonder if I could get it without the lobster bisque, since eating that would kill me.  Probably wouldn’t make it cheaper though.

I mean “what do I feed my pet during Passover” feels like a conversation to have with your Rabbi. 

I think I’ve only ever bought these when I needed like 1 oz of something for a pie.

A real problem is that basically every dairy product is better than milk.  Cheese, yogurt, butter, buttermilk, cream, kefir, etc. are all better than milk.

Chocolate Milk is honestly close to the ideal post-workout recovery beverage since it’s near the ideal carbs: protein ratio.

This honestly seems like standard fare for an Illumination picture. What they go for is “nice to look at, gags for the kids, references for the adults, and no real artistic value.”

I don’t see the reason I would care to push back about this. “Big games are available on only one platform” is a thing I’ve lived with since the days of “Sega does what Nintendon’t” and the only Activision Blizzard games I actually play are Diablo.

Yeah, if you name your restaurant “Beet” you don’t get to sue someone who has a Beet Salad on their menu.

I’m of the opinion that basically anything that is sweet and also savory needs to have the sweetness counterbalanced with heat.  Where exactly the fulcrum lies is going to vary person to person, but even as a youth I was dumping tons of red pepper flakes in my SpaghettiOs.

Really, all Seth Rogen needed to do to salvage the outfit was to wear a red tie tastefully monogrammed with “SR”.

Like it’s weird when I go to the grocery store if I buy the fresh boneless skinless chicken breasts it’s often I get these inch thick at the widest monsters, whereas the frozen ones are actually the size and shape I expect for chicken breasts.

I get that the reason that you cast Seth Rogen in your movie is “you want a character who is a lot like Seth Rogen.” But the thing about dressing up for the premiere, all he had to do for a credible DK homage was “wear a red tie” so I would dock points for effort.

As a Minnesotan I do not consider Missouri, Ohio, or Indiana to be in the Midwest

So... what is Razer Gold used for?  Razer’s the company that makes like mice and keyboards right?