So there’s still more to be done.  Ladies and gentlemen, do not stop mocking this man until he has less money than you do.

I wish comedy was legal on Twitter.

So basically they were trying the “Buy, Borrow, Die” strategy without actually owning assets to take out loans against?

Just the idea of framing the Addams’ as “outcasts” is bizarre since the entire premise of the Addams Family is that “incredibly rich aristocrats can afford to be weird, what if they were incredibly weird and because they don’t generally mix with other people they don’t really recognize this.” Specifically if Morticia…

I really wonder how much of an albatross that $6000 Star Wars Hotel is.  Like it couldn’t have been cheap to put together, but there just isn’t an audience for it.

Cereal, like a hot dog, is a sandwich.

He might be better at selling pokemon cards than he was ultimately at football.  If you wanted a guy to make a tackle six yards downfield- he was the linebacker for you.

I’ve always wondered what you’re supposed to call the place that manufactures the cheesecakes sold at the Cheesecake Factory.

The thing I don’t understand about “deboosting tweets” is that I almost never see tweets from people I don’t follow unless they are retweeted by someone who does or are in reply to me. All I really want is “all the tweets from accounts I follow in chronological order.”

“Fufu” seems genuinely hard to mispronounce.  Like, there’s not a lot of choices there.

Amazing how the management style of “All Stick, No Carrot” isn’t working out all that well, huh.

The tragic part is that people still believe it’s worth anything at all.

Sam’s Club: https://www.samsclub.com/content/returns

Sam’s Club stuff is almost always higher quality than you get at Wal-Mart. It’s not that different than Costco’s really. The difference is usually something like “Sam’s Clubs sells tires but CostCo does not, CostCo has more organic food, etc.”  These things aren’t all that different, but if one has the mouthwash you…

I feel like the main reason one chooses one warehouse club over another has less to do with “yearly membership is $10 cheaper” or “hotdogs are cheaper” and more to do with “it’s closer to me” and “this one sells things the other one doesn’t.”

Twitter spends 10 years teaching people “the checkmark means this account actually represent whoever has their name on it”. So if you see “Jennifer Lopez” with the checkmark, you knew that it’s J.Lo or at least her representation. This was a system born out of “twitter got sued by Tommy LaRussa” and it worked fairly…

I mostly like Vegas because the Mojave is really beautiful certain times of year (like in the spring, when the flowers bloom) and it’s very cheap to fly and stay there.  I don’t even go to the strip.

I’m just not sure how you make something that works equally well on both “a $3,000 surround system” and “shitty laptop speakers.”

Well, the people who made the decision to hand it over to him were mostly thinking about their bank accounts. When a person offers you significantly more than your asset is worth (like 3x) and you’re not really optimistic of the long-term future of the asset anyway, you have to consider it.

Like a user on twitter has three fields they can define that identify the account: display name, username, and avatar. For verified users, changing the username removes verified status.