I installed apps for places I go to like every week (e.g. my local grocery store) but will not be tempted to install an app for hopes a free thing at a place I go to less than once a month.

Couldn’t you replicate approximately the same thing with a steel cup and an immersion blender?

Hot Giardinera is an elite pizza topping, but I refuse to believe that Lou Malnati’s is not a joke about a pizza joint that’s an obvious front for the Illuminati.

“A steady supply of new high quality Muppet content” is basically the only thing that is going to make me willing to pay for Disney+.

Like most of the time Ye comes up in the news, it is difficult to tell exactly what is wrong with Kanye, just that something is very wrong with him.

I’ve had good caviar, but I cannot for the life of me imagine caviar making a $99 difference in a meal.

There may be no place on earth more aggressively air conditioned than this particular corner of the Mojave.  Vegas really wants you to forget that you’re in a desert.

For thousands of years of human history, have we not yet come to understand that the best way to get someone to not enjoy doing something is to require them to do that thing for their job?

Tacos are a truly deranged choice for the technical challenge.

Yeah, Jack Black sounds fantastic as Bowser (and is inspired casting when you consider that Jack Black is simply more talented than Chris Pratt, and could have done every single Pratt role if he were 10 years younger). From what we’ve seen though, hundreds of voice actors could have done this version of Mario just as w…

I mean, the previous version of Skyrim ran fine on the Switch and “It’s neat to play it on a handheld!” is like the best reason to be playing Skyrim in 2022.  The Anniversary Edition is basically just “we added all the Creator’s Club Content” right?

It is my sincere hope that Musk ends up being forced to spend $44b to buy twitter and then sells it for pennies on the dollar in a year or two. Purchasing Twitter is a *great* way to set a bunch of money on fire, and might be the single worst big buy for a website since Yahoo.  Remember, Twitter has *rarely* been in…

What are the odds a better deal on a kindle comes around during Amazon’s Fall Prime Day thing next week?

What are the odds a better deal on a kindle comes around during Amazon’s Fall Prime Day thing next week?

I confess, the only thing I really know about Pete Davidson is “he was in the good Suicide Squad movie” so these ads are just kind of confusing.

People just can’t get enough of “Grimace with more eyes than Grimace normally has” I guess.

It really feels like the reasonable compromise is that the rookie will pay for your entrees, appetizers, and desserts but you’re on your own for drinks. Since that Lane Johnson receipt is like $1,700 for actual food and about $15,000+ worth of drinks. $1,700 is a lot of money for a normal receipt, but we’re talking…

“Indie” is kind of as meaningless in games as it is in music.  There are fuzzy hedges around the genre, as there are with any genre, but the word “indie” just means “you did it without the money and the opinion of a publisher or a label.”

Elon Musk is a very stupid person.  This, itself, is forgivable but he’s rich so he’s surrounded himself by people who feel the need to tell him he has good ideas in order to keep their jobs.  So we end up like this.

I suppose in a sense this *is* the sequel to Disco Elysium.

I do not want Grimace with extra eyes.  The less I have to think about Grimace’s species, the better.