Couldn’t you replicate approximately the same thing with a steel cup and an immersion blender?

Hot Giardinera is an elite pizza topping, but I refuse to believe that Lou Malnati’s is not a joke about a pizza joint that’s an obvious front for the Illuminati.

I’ve had good caviar, but I cannot for the life of me imagine caviar making a $99 difference in a meal.

There may be no place on earth more aggressively air conditioned than this particular corner of the Mojave.  Vegas really wants you to forget that you’re in a desert.

For thousands of years of human history, have we not yet come to understand that the best way to get someone to not enjoy doing something is to require them to do that thing for their job?

Tacos are a truly deranged choice for the technical challenge.

Yeah, Jack Black sounds fantastic as Bowser (and is inspired casting when you consider that Jack Black is simply more talented than Chris Pratt, and could have done every single Pratt role if he were 10 years younger). From what we’ve seen though, hundreds of voice actors could have done this version of Mario just as w…

I mean, the previous version of Skyrim ran fine on the Switch and “It’s neat to play it on a handheld!” is like the best reason to be playing Skyrim in 2022.  The Anniversary Edition is basically just “we added all the Creator’s Club Content” right?

What are the odds a better deal on a kindle comes around during Amazon’s Fall Prime Day thing next week?

What are the odds a better deal on a kindle comes around during Amazon’s Fall Prime Day thing next week?

I confess, the only thing I really know about Pete Davidson is “he was in the good Suicide Squad movie” so these ads are just kind of confusing.

People just can’t get enough of “Grimace with more eyes than Grimace normally has” I guess.

It really feels like the reasonable compromise is that the rookie will pay for your entrees, appetizers, and desserts but you’re on your own for drinks. Since that Lane Johnson receipt is like $1,700 for actual food and about $15,000+ worth of drinks. $1,700 is a lot of money for a normal receipt, but we’re talking…

“Indie” is kind of as meaningless in games as it is in music.  There are fuzzy hedges around the genre, as there are with any genre, but the word “indie” just means “you did it without the money and the opinion of a publisher or a label.”

I suppose in a sense this *is* the sequel to Disco Elysium.

I do not want Grimace with extra eyes.  The less I have to think about Grimace’s species, the better.

Why do they have additional eyes (beyond the standard pair)?

Far Cry 6 was a game of the year 2021.

I live South, East, and West (simultaneously) of the Mississippi and the one that was briefly open near me was a Rally’s (it closed and is now a Burger Time.) I’m not sure this is a useful data point.

I cannot respect Olive Garden after I learned the do not salt their pasta water because that saves them money on the warranty for the pans in which they cook the pasta.

Avatar is only Jim Cameron’s least impactful film since 1983 because he also directed two documentaries about underwater stuff. I’d probably give it the lean on Piranha 2 though.