The main difference between this and other previous gaming fads that came and went is that things like motion controls, 3D, custom controllers for just one game, etc. the Web3 stuff actually makes for worse games.  I hope it goes away ASAP.

Just order a Corpse Reviver no. 2.  It’s a classic brunch cocktail you can pass off as manly I guess.

Chris Pratt sucks, but casting him as Mario does make Jack Black’s casting as Bowser genius, since there’s no role Chris Pratt has had that Jack Black wouldn’t have done a better job with.

There should be no stigma for the teddy bear honey. They sell those teddy bear containers for beekeepers to put their minimally processed honey in too. They’re generally not as good as the glass jars, but if you’re going to give honey away (my beekeeping brother has some 60 lbs of frames in his chest freezer at last…

The Boss Fights are definitely the weak point in the game.  They sort of trick you with the first one where once Bebop crashes into the side of the screen he’s stunned long enough for you to get a combo in, but none of the rest of the bosses have clearly signposted “attack me now” patterns.

I liken it to when the big jugs of peanut oil are labeled “cholesterol free” as that’s the only positive thing they can find to say about it healthwise is “peanuts are not animals.” 

They made three Planet of the Apes movies in continuity after they blew up the earth in BENEATH.

Generally, do not take investment advice from the very rich that is not "to start off, inherit a whole bunch of money from your parents."

There are basically no allegations of wrongdoing that I would not at least entertain as plausible about this man.  Whatever the opposite of "Benefit of the Doubt" is, Vincent K. McMahon has it.

I usually only look at the expiration date when the milk smells off. Except when I’m at the store and there are two rows of the same milk with different expiration dates I’ll get the one that’s got a later one.

But every time I order a hotdog I expect to get a sandwich. If they just provided the sausage sans bun (which is technically a hotdog) I would complain.

BK seems convinced that noticing "hey, cheese melts!" gives them ability to charge a premium for a sandwich.

I believe that it's possible the team did not consider "would it look bad if the name of one of our internal tools were juxtaposed with something and this was visible to the public" but that's a thing that you absolutely should consider.

The Last of Us was not a game I wanted to play a second time.

The color of the sauce for the “Flamin’ Hot” Cheetos Mac and Cheese is not unlike what might come out of your nose if you sneeze with a bloody noise.

Most of Skyrim’s many caves or dungeons were not very interesting barring a specific piece of loot you could find there (e.g. hunting down skill books) or a quest linked to it. There were endless procedural quests in the game but I don’t know if anyone enjoyed them beyond “it’s something to do and I like being in this…

While I wouldn't turn my nose up at fish ice cream, as someone with a serious shellfish allergy I don't want to endorse "putting crab where it's not expected."

The Flamin’ Hot MTN DEW was actually really good though. It was just a ginger-lime Dew, probably one of the top 5 best variant flavors they have done.

The Necromancer was my favorite class in Diablo 2, the non-Civilization game I probably have the most hours in over my lifetime.  But I bounced pretty hard off of Diablo 3, and with ActiBlizz being a truly execrable company I’m not sure if I’m even interested in Diablo 4.  I think I’ll skip it entirely if they try to…

So ultimately the problem here is that “5 dashes” is not an especially precise measurement, and the bitters are particularly important here as otherwise the drink is liable to be too sweet. When we’re actually including a large amount of bitters, it’s better to say “1/8 tsp” or “1/4 tsp” because that’s much easier to…