Is German asparagus different?  I’ll buy it from the grocery store and leave it in the fridge for a week (cut ends in a cup of water) and it’s not even remotely bitter to me.

Tales is the best one.  It’s the only one that made me care about these characters or this setting.  I wouldn’t have come back to Borderlands 2 after playing the first one if it wasn’t for Tales.

I mean, I do not love serial killers. I don’t listen to the podcasts, or watch the documentaries, or read the books. There’s plenty of other things for me to [verb] instead so I choose something I’m interested in instead of serial killers, the stories about which are most likely going to make me unhappy.

See if Phil Swift is willing to slap some flex tape on Johnny Cash’s groin and they might save thousands of dollars.

Maybe I’m just old, but in my day if someone had figured out a scheme that seemed too good to be true, they didn’t go publicizing it to the general public since that’s how you get whatever loophole you’re using closed.

Two seems eminently defensible since it’s enough to answer “Do I like this one more than that one”. 

What would you suggest if I’m allergic to shellfish?

I have to say, if it’s a game featuring the entire Mario cast, and I don’t know anything about who’s good or not, then 100% of the time I’m picking Daisy first.

As someone who hopes to never eat another shrimp in their life (allergies) I did find it weird when reading this that I already knew the U/# system.  It’s knowledge that I have not ever used or have a reason to use it, but somehow I picked it up.

The big problem for me about games that muddle the difference between “work” and “play” the pressure to “do things optimally so you can keep playing/keep the lights on” prevents me from just doing things non-optimally to just mess around to have fun, which is an important thing about “playing games.”

The whole concept of a “play-to-earn” video game is deeply upsetting to me. Like I get that modern predatory game design wants you to form a habit of coming back to whatever eternal game (not saying I like this but there are games I do this for), but when you literally make it “work” instead of “play” you’ve crossed a…

It should be obvious that “difference of opinion” is a thing that has limits. Like if I argue “we should hunt down, kill, and eat Playstation President Jim Ryan” and he thinks that sounds unconscionable, what we have is not a “difference of opinion” I am just acting like a maniac in this case.

Room temperature is at least 65 degrees?  I’m not sure my kitchen is ever that warm with the oven off in the winter.

This is the same principle by which I can pay for my groceries with gold bars. The grocery store does not take gold bars, but I can probably find someone who will go through effort to turn those gold bars into useful money and will consider their profit worth for their time getting groceries for me.

I confess if I’m going to get blitzed on something that is sneakily potent, I’d much rather do it in a sphere where “there’s fruit in this” is apparent, since fruit is at least a thing I know I should be eating.

If they’re going to do another Mass Effect game set in the milky way, I’d really prefer it be set a significant amount of time after Mass Effect 3, so much so that Shepard would have died of natural causes anyway, and people are kind of iffy about some of the specifics about them.

But what if they tried adding slurp juice?

I don’t even want to be around anymore, but I’m glad ITYSL is going to be.

I haven’t seen a Marvel thing since Infinity War.  Should I just fully rule out buying a ticket to see this?  Should Disney have given up on me as a customer?

But what if they give their apes slurp juice?