I make mine with a dozen good eggs (the kind that forage on bugs seasonally), 1.5c sugar, 1.5c bourbon, 1/2c cognac, 1/3 dark rum.  Mix that together and let it age in the fridge for 3 weeks (so the ethanol can kill the microbes), then strain and mix it with 6c whole milk and 1/2c heavy cream.  That brings it down to…

Eggs are also the major flavor component in eggnog. So there’s precedent here.  It’s also pretty interesting that the major boxed cake mixes have largely gotten away from straight up “yellow” branding and now it’s all “Butter Recipe Yellow” or “Super Moist Yellow” (because fat=moisture when baking).

The answer to “why Doordash” is generally “because Doordash is a parasite and does not care what it destroys, just what it can exploit next”

I mean, I strongly suspect that “we’re just never going to release the other 99" is just a thing that was said, not anything that was in any sort of contractual language.  It feels like “people selling you things sometimes lie about the the circumstances around the sale in order to cultivate value in your mind” is…

There are some things termed “salad” that are closer to dessert (e.g. ambrosia salad) so putting them in a waffle cone wouldn’t seem too weird.

Six foot long party sub.  Particularly if you refuse to share.

I honestly prefer the taste of Diet Coke to Classic, which is just as bad for you but has none of the nutritional value.

I am now resolved to eat more pointy food.

I don’t think I’ve had a drink at McDonalds since they added the dollar menu in the 90s.  Usually I’m either there for a specific thing I want, in which case I just order that, or I’m after value and water is free (or we have it at home.)

One would think that most Americans would understand that Russian people living in America might not be the biggest fans of the Russian regime, which is why they are in America and not Russia.

Considering there’s always been workarounds in these games to effectively pause them, many of which are more of a pain in the butt than a standard “pause” is.  It’s really past time for them to just put a pause button in the game.

Still, it’s better to spend your money on Pokemon cards than NFTs.

My biggest bar tab?  Like $22.

Yeah, I’m not going to scan a QR code at a restaurant.  I’d rather manually type in a URL than figure out how to do that, a thing I never otherwise do.

I don’t really want to buy anything at a fast food restaurant unless I have a coupon for it or it’s on a value menu or some sort of limited time deal.  If I’m going to pay a premium for something to eat, I’m going somewhere else.

This is why I keep all of my Apes in the forests and jungles where they belong, rather than on the block chain where they will not be safe.

I was disappointed to learn that he mains Custodes.  The man’s got Hollywood money, he shouldn’t be playing the cheapest (moneterily) army to put together!  Play Orks, or Tyranids, or IG or something that prices other people out of the hobby.

I think I’ve had pizza delivered 2 times in the past 10 years, both on my birthday.  I usually would go pick it up.

I feel guilty ordering delivery in perfect weather too.

Isn’t a large part of it that Ubisoft’s institutional shittiness didn’t tank their stock price to the same extent that Activision’s institutional shittiness did? Also the blame doesn’t land squarely and directly on Yves as much as it did on Bobby (who was probably trying to find a more graceful exit than “acceding to…