Like people who are really into coffee will tell you that you should use way more grounds than you think you do. But people who are really into coffee don’t drink Folgers.

He can’t have mine.  I still like to play it sometimes.  It’s like Metal Gear Sandwich.

My dear departed mother used to eat stale movie theater popcorn (smuggled home after a film) like cereal- in a bowl, covered in milk, with a spoon.  I imagine the problem here might be the pepsi.

What I want is the regular oreo cookies with the oreo thins amount of “stuf”. I find a little “stuf” goes a long way.

Pshaw, the Tyranids are the good guys/gals/drones/whatever. They’re the only faction that has the stated goal of “ending all of this”.

The funniest thing about NFTs to me is that “actually having the file on your hard drive” is a much more meaningful sense of ownership to me than “your name is in a ledger on the blockchain associated with a url that points to an image.”

I don’t like ranch, so I certainly won’t be buying this.  But I am curious about the recipe.  Since you can’t copyright a recipe, I’ll be relying on someone somewhere to order this kit and post the recipe somewhere. 

I’m doing a write-in for sweet potatoes.  They belong in pie, but not a side dish.

They are desperate to get people to install that app, huh?

While continuing to call it “The Staples Center” is currently an option, I want to float the idea of referring to it exclusively as “the Crypt” and dressing up for home games like it’s Halloween (hey, it worked for the Raiders and they played outdoors).

Is it just me or is the data on the linked article unavailable?

Like you’d think that this would lead to the end of Kotick at Activision, but then you realize that you have no idea what it is that the board of directors actually sees in him to begin with.

While technically every pizza I get from Domino’s has 6 times the available amount of corn, I would love to eat a pizza with a big pile of corn (and a spicy powder) on it.

I remain, as always, puzzled why someone would actually want to own an NFT.  Like the environmental and ontological issues aside, I have yet to see an NFT that I would actually want to look at twice.

Why two?  If I have one it will all fit in, should I not use it?

That was Vincent Canby of the New York Times (which I believe was a paper of record in 1982): https://archive.ph/20131026034311/http://www.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9801E6DA103BF936A15755C0A964948260

Is there a movie that has gone through a more dramatic reappraisal after it left theaters? Like Carpenter’s the Thing has gone from the “quintessential moron movie of the 80's” to “one of the greatest movies ever made” in the years since its release. I’m sure there were movies that were beloved in their time that just…

Well, the theoretical half-life of the proton is about 10³⁴ years so not forever ever. 

Every time I am confronted with tasteless, odorless gold on food I think of this classic bit by David Cross:

He was an absolute trash heap of a person, but at least he was a person unlike the tech overlords with outsized impact on the internet now.