Wait, are the tickets what you spend to play the game or what you earn playing the game (and turn in for erasers, and pencil sharpeners and the like)? If the former, how many games of Skee-Ball does 250 buy?  If the latter, how many pizzas would I need to buy to get a pencil eraser?

I confess, my reasons for eating fish are mostly about “it’s (sometimes) better for the environment” or “it’s healthier than other proteins” and has little to do with the texture or the taste.  But I’m extremely landlocked (I’m within a day’s drive of the North American Pole of Inaccessibility.)

Since cocaine is really just “a compound that’s found in leaves, isolated and concentrated” it’s not like an ethically sourced version of the same should be some kind of absurdity.

Where does one acquire raw honey?  My brother keeps bees, so I could just ask him but he’s like 1400 miles away.  Do they sell it in stores?

You can just go to Target and buy a new sealed copy of Skyrim.  It’s the Switch version though, so I guess they’re paying a premium for the Xbox 360 experience.  Switch version runs better though.

It’s an uphill battle, because just reading this article’s title before clicking on it made me want Jamon Iberico, and I’m not even Spanish (and it’s *really* expensive).

I think I will eat one of these.  Papa Murphys is my chain-pizza of choice.

I have a hard time justifying going to Whole Foods because I already spend enough money on Amazon and Jeff Bezos is already the richest man who ever lived.

Yeah, I was really hoping that the video featured a cross-section.  Hopefully some enterprising food journalist will get one and record it for posterity.

It feels to me that if you’re a food magazine with a test kitchen, a good argument for dropping beef is “the ways to make beef taste good are well documented and generally uncomplicated”. So trying to come up with new ideas here is a waste of time.

Unfortunately I can only eat about half of a triple double crunchwrap and I never knew how many that was.

The best thing at the Fair, most likely, remains these french fries:

Low key funniest part of WAP is Meg starting a verse with “Your honor, I’m a freak bitch...”

The ironic thing I’ve found is that those game fans who are the most vociferously suspicious of print journalists being paid by games publishers to bias coverage, is that these people take most of their cues from gaming youtubers who literally are paid by games publishers to bias coverage.

Nonetheless the BMIS scale is more scientific than the BMI scale.

Chicken parts ranked: Thighs> Breasts> Drumsticks > Wings.

It’s not really a mystery how the stuffed marshmallows are made. Marshmallows are basically gelatin+sugar syrup, so they need time to set.  During that time it’s possible to like “stick a lump of chocolate in there”.

I’ve never seen them powdered, I usually just toast them with other spices then grind them all together.

Does “annatto” refer to something other than achiote seeds?  I’m only familiar with the seeds, which you probably wouldn’t want to put in the breading.

If my air fryer only goes up to 400, am I better off baking?