I wish I could get the unconscionably spicy chicken with the lettuce and tomato.

I feel bad for everybody who had been working on it, I’m sure they did good work that will come to nothing, but Anthem didn’t really offer anything I wanted anyway.  I play Bioware games for the story and characters.  I don’t really play AAA games for their gameplay loop or combat or movement or whatever.

Use a slotted spoon to scoop up as much chili crisp from the jar as you think you can handle

By the time this comes out, the only people who aren’t going to be turned away from all the news around the game are “the very worst people in gaming” I figure.

There’s always a vent in the bag to release steam though.  You could fit something through that little vent if you were inclined to adulterate this asshat’s food.

If the man is so incredibly persnickety that you have to open the tiny bottle of ketchup in front of him, close enough that he can hear it pop, there’s no way he’s going to accept popcorn that someone microwaved in the back and brought out is there?

From that article:

I hope Big Air Fryer is compensating you, since you’re providing all of the effective marketing for their product that I’ve see.

So the main reason that historically most potables with botannical and herbal characteristics were alcohol based is that some flavor compounds are alcohol soluble but not water soluble. So it’s an interesting engineering challenge to figure out how to get them to stick in a solution of mostly water. Are these small…

Two things that absolutely do not need to be more racist- tea and sugar.

Extremely excited about Legend of Mana coming to the Switch. All you really need to know about the game is that a plotline involves a monkey and anthropomorphic phonograph musical duo who are unable to express their true feelings towards each other, so one ends up having to descend to the underworld in order to save…

Banana peppers are a great pizza topping!   What I mean is “limp slices of pickled cucumber the color of pickled banana peppers”.  Sometimes you’ll see them on like a “cheeseburger pizza”.  I think the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten had “50/50 mixture of ketchup and mustard in lieu of pizza sauce, ground beef, those…

I wonder what percentage of people disdaining anchovies on pizza have ever had anchovies on pizza, or whether they just have the association “anchovies = gross pizza topping” in their head from media/popular culture.

There are times when being allergic to shellfish sucks (like when you go into anaphylaxis at a wedding reception because the crabcakes weren’t labeled, or when the air in the restaurant is suffused with fried shrimp allergens).  But I’m going to chock up “never going to need to pay a bunch of money for a giant sea bug…

So as I understand it, as a cultural outsider there’s never a problem with making an “this recipe was inspired by another culture’s food”.  The problem lies in claiming “this is the good version” or “this is the improved version” as that’s patronizing and implies people who have made this dish for a while didn’t have…

Does the fat content of the milk matter at all?  I’m not sure I want to buy whole milk just for this.

Considering that Lahmajun predates things like Pizza al Taglio (which predates other Italians styles) leaving it off while not leaving off things like the aforementioned Pizza al Taglio, Neopolitan Pizza, Sicilian Pizza, etc. seems weird. Like there are more Armenian Americans than Sicilian Americans by a longshot.

Lahmajun doesn’t make the cut?

Between TUFF ENUF last month and Doomsday Warrior this month we’re really exploring the “let’s cash in on Street Fighter II” era before the SNES actually got Street Fighter 2.

My mom accidentally used the dog shampoo once, announced how much she liked it, and used it again even though I told her it was dog shampoo (this was Tropiclean, I think). I then separated it from the other shampoos.