White Rice is not the product I would have put on Instagram to highlight the exciting new line of “Louisiana Seasoned”products from Master/Uncle P.  I assume in Louisiana they just put salt in the rice cooking water like everybody else- when you go further afield you’re making something other than “white rice.”

Having a one-armed protagonist would be interesting, but it would sort of force you away from archery and dual weapon combat styles.

I’m honestly kind of curious since as far as I can tell I do not like wine. I wonder if the robot can find me one I like.

Isn’t Budweiser also trying to get us to embrace modernity with a line of hard seltzers?

For the box stuff I prefer Annies. But my go to Mac and Cheese is “cheaty pressure cooker mac and cheese”.

Nightwing, Red Hood, and Batgirl are obvious for a Bat-family game but I really would have rather had Damien or Stephanie than Tim Drake.

I have peaches from Target, are those probably okay?  I had Aldi ones and I ate them and did not get Salmonella thankfully.

I mean, if a kid weren’t smart enough to notice a multi-person conspiracy that involved them taking a standardized test multiple times, or taking it with no time limit because of a “leaning disability” they were previously unaware of, or having someone else take the test for them... they probably wouldn’t pass the…

I’ve managed to keep the candle burning for Bill & Ted 3, but that will be 100% fine from my living room.

Tenet becoming a flashpoint for premature theater re-opening makes me feel like I’m okay if I just never see it at all. Whatever interest I had in the film before has dissipated.

Secret of Mana was one of my favorite games on the SNES.  I played a fan-translated Sekken Densetsu 3 later and adored it.  Legend of Mana was my favorite game on the PS1, and even the GBA “Sword of Mana” was decent by the standards of an era where we couldn’t expect that much from handheld games.  So when we got the…

Now, more than ever, Wu-Tang is for the children.

The biggest problem with the nacho table is that the nachos become undesirable after they sit too long after they’ve been cheesed. The giant charcuterie table, 16 foot party sub, chocolate fountain etc. presentations at least work since those things are relatively stable.

The Umpires made a grave error in incinerating Tigers superstar Landry Violence- they have set him free.

I’m genuinely thinking of ordering this because while I don’t care for fried cheese curds or Sweet Martha’s cookies, and the corn dogs and sweet corn are probably no better than the ones I get at the grocery store, the fries at the State Fair are the best I’ve ever had (they use a kind of potato you can’t get all year…

The whole appeal of the Sweet Martha’s cookies is that they are incredibly fresh.  Ignoring that, they are merely average chocolate chip cookies.

I am excited to eat vat meat.

My first guess on reading the article header was “Clueless Morgan”.

I still prefer the Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll.

There was a time when “a thing can be delivered to your home” was exciting (I remember when “online book sales” were a novel alternative to getting the book store to order something for you), but that time is long past.