I mean, if a kid weren’t smart enough to notice a multi-person conspiracy that involved them taking a standardized test multiple times, or taking it with no time limit because of a “leaning disability” they were previously unaware of, or having someone else take the test for them... they probably wouldn’t pass the…

I’ve managed to keep the candle burning for Bill & Ted 3, but that will be 100% fine from my living room.

Tenet becoming a flashpoint for premature theater re-opening makes me feel like I’m okay if I just never see it at all. Whatever interest I had in the film before has dissipated.

Secret of Mana was one of my favorite games on the SNES.  I played a fan-translated Sekken Densetsu 3 later and adored it.  Legend of Mana was my favorite game on the PS1, and even the GBA “Sword of Mana” was decent by the standards of an era where we couldn’t expect that much from handheld games.  So when we got the…

Now, more than ever, Wu-Tang is for the children.

The biggest problem with the nacho table is that the nachos become undesirable after they sit too long after they’ve been cheesed. The giant charcuterie table, 16 foot party sub, chocolate fountain etc. presentations at least work since those things are relatively stable.

The Umpires made a grave error in incinerating Tigers superstar Landry Violence- they have set him free.

I’m genuinely thinking of ordering this because while I don’t care for fried cheese curds or Sweet Martha’s cookies, and the corn dogs and sweet corn are probably no better than the ones I get at the grocery store, the fries at the State Fair are the best I’ve ever had (they use a kind of potato you can’t get all year…

The whole appeal of the Sweet Martha’s cookies is that they are incredibly fresh.  Ignoring that, they are merely average chocolate chip cookies.

I am excited to eat vat meat.

My first guess on reading the article header was “Clueless Morgan”.

I still prefer the Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll.

There was a time when “a thing can be delivered to your home” was exciting (I remember when “online book sales” were a novel alternative to getting the book store to order something for you), but that time is long past.

I’m looking forward to less pollen.

The worst thing about Pumpkin Beer is that it’s always all gone by October when I actually want the stuff.

During a pandemic my answer to all questions of the form “would you go to [this place]” is “not if I don’t have to.”

I mean, if I don’t have to be at a place by a time there’s no reason to rush to a place and get necessities (food, coffee) on the way because procuring them at home would take too long.  If I have basically unlimited time at home (hooray pandemic?) I can make my own egg mcmuffin.  Or just eat grape nuts or something.

Feels like when you do research for a book “by google searching” you might want to do a second (or third) google search on whatever unfamiliar terms you encounter.

I genuinely dislike how few legitimate RPGs we’ve gotten from the AAA folks this generation. 1 Bethesda style RPG instead of 4, 1 Mass Effect instead of 3, .5 of a Dragon Age, 1 Witcher, no real mixed success but oddly charming ones like Alpha Protocol or Amalur.

My favorite one was in Black Flag, making Kenway make abrupt cuts left and right at full speed like I was trying to make a fake person tear both of their ACLs.