If they are fried, why do they call them “toasted”? It seems like “fried ravioli” would be a perfectly sensible name; was it taken?

I genuinely hope that there is an option to get the “Cheetos sauce” in a “Flamin’ Hot” variation. I guess if they don’t do it this time, they can always add this for when they bring it back to try to get the “I missed it last time” buys.

I would totally buy a remaster of this, would that come to pass.

I think the better version of the joke is to get a bottle of Listerine- the original, faintly yellow one. Ideally you can let it waft in an enclosed space, but it’s not necessary. Remove the contents, wash out the bottle well, and fill it with apple juice diluted to match the color. “Chuggging Listerine Straight” is…

How much of “this regional chain is better than comparable national chains” is just because a lot of logistics and quality control issues are vastly easier at a smaller scale, anyway?

How does it compare to Necrodancer in terms of replayability? Necrodancer had me coming back every day for the daily challenge for over a year once I got pretty good at it.

Pizza al taglio is the iconic Roman style pizza, and it is traditionally baked on long rectangular trays and then cut int rectangles/squares to be sold. So it’s an old idea. I prefer the square cut even on circular pizzas.

Just the idea of leaving behind my level 72 OP8 characters so I can start *all over* again, is enough to make me not want to bother. Like sure, you can start a character at level 30 but effervescents probably aren’t going to start showing up until after pearlescents do, well into UVHM. 

Githzerai. Seems right. If I’m going to play D&D and not any of the similar d20 fantasy games, I might as well pick something that is proprietary to WotC (and they won’t let me play a beholder or an umber hulk.) 

I content America’s favorite vegetable is cabbage. Since cabbage, collards, kale, kohlrabi, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and broccoli (including romanesco and “Chinese broccoli”) are all just cultivars of Brassica oleracea.

I wish they would have released the DLC for the last gen consoles (on which BL2 launched) since I really don’t want to have to buy BL2 again to catch up.

I feel like if you want to do something like this, you have to come into it with a track record on these kinds of issues that is squeaky clean, else you have to make your point immediately clear even from a screenshot. Unfortunately CDPR has repeatedly got in trouble with their attempts to be edgy (in contexts where…

I honestly would have drafted Quisp- it’s captain crunch without the mouth ravaging corners. Bonus: weird retro alien.

In almost any choice between two similar things, I am going to choose the one with less mayonnaise.

So all of Ubisoft’s recent talk about wanting to make apolitical games, was fundamentally just lies in order to run interference for whatever blowback they are going to get from making a game that is about something (i.e. a game that is political) when that thing is topical? 

When I was a kid, one time for Halloween I found a tube of something in my trick or treat bag. It didn’t have a wrapper, but the texture was reminiscent of those wax soda bottle things, so I assumed it was that. It didn’t open easily, and the liquid inside was really bitter. It wasn’t until the part I had spit out on…

I miss Purplesaurus Rex- the only kool-aid I have ever genuinely enjoyed. I know it’s just grape lemonade, but it’s not a “one package of each” kind of thing.

My pet peeve is corn syrup, which is a thing I will bake with (it’s in ganache, among other things) but wouldn’t dream of “putting on waffles”, but nonetheless it’s with the maple syrup and other corn syrups that pretend to be maple syrup.

In contexts where I can make an order without a human being looking at and judging me, normally my sandwich order would include raw onions, sautéed/caramelized onions, crispy onions, and pickled onions (if available.)

I always try to sneak it in when no one is looking at me lest I be judged to be miserly for not tipping more.