This is BIG.

Oprah “whipped up some cauliflower.” Girl, we know you had your private chef do that and there’s no way you would buy the meals you’re selling.

“Potluck” is fancy talk?

hat is it with these people who have to be everything? Rachael Ray wants to be Oprah, Oprah wants to be Rachael Ray, Goop and her ilk want to be Martha Stewart. I’m sick of all of them. Random aside: Now Rachael Ray is making dog food and I cannot believe the outfit she wore in her commercial. It’s just mystifying…

“I think if you want to fight for equality then surely treating everyone the same is the way to go”

I feel like people forget all the time that SHE IS 19. She is not her older, grown up sisters who had far more choices in this kind of life and career. She was basically born into it. These girls are surrounded by garbage people getting rich off of them. I am no Kardashian fan but it always seems so incredibly unfair…

Even if she did none of that except the part where she quits “reality” tv and media. She can even keep her weird nepotistic lipstick business.

Kylie is the only Kardashian who really, really makes me uncomfortable. Or, uncomfortable with my fellow Americans. I can’t imagine being nine years old-NINE - and having a film crew in my home the whole time just filming “life”. I really can’t wrap my head around what that would be like for a teenager, but a nine…

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE

Usually about...now:

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

I have to scold you: Stop calling therapists “shrinks.” This reframing will help, I promise. Words have meaning and shrink is a slur; these are highly trained individuals who want you to GROW, not shrink.

It’s because we need ninjas.

I don’t trust these writers for a second with sexual assault, but I do think the idea with Bran was not to show her how powerful he is, but to show us how confused and inhuman he’s becoming as he gets overwhelmed with all the information he has. He see’s whatever is shaping the people in front of him, not their…

Honestly, the best thing about Dany losing the Tyrells is that it potentially shitcans the whole “they won’t accept foreign invaders!” bullshit.

On Bran: right?! Like, seriously, what the fuck was that? “It’s snowing, just like that day...it was beautiful...you, in your wedding white...I’m talking about when you got brutally raped btw...I saw it, with my magical eye...I’m the Three-Eyed Raven...don’t ask me to explain, it’s too complicated for you ” Dafuq!

Bran wakes from a trance: “...I have Bird Flu.”

What’s a step beyond a hard pass, because that’s where I am with this. The Wire examined how racism affects law enforcement, education, and government in this country and keeps black people poor and incarcerated - is he going to examine how porn commodifies women’s bodies and sexualities and contributes to rape…

Maybe we could just have less rape in our tv and movies?

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.