Counterpoint: You are an ass.

WE’VE GOT TO INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS

please no...you’re gonna turn us into the most hated fan base in sports. be happy they wrote an article by all means, but we’re not entitled to weekly articles praising cleveland sports.

Dan Gilbert is a grown man who loves crude pranks

This should have about 16 trillion more upvotes.

Gilbert sounds like the type of guy who leaves out poop dollars for you to pick up.

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

Only a Clevelander would say “we are finally in the finals” when you were just in the finals last year..

“Finally in the finals?”

+1 for having the courage to tell the world you are from cleveland.

I’m just gonna leave this here.

The real consequence the resource gulf is that after the better part of a decade in the US, and associated accent dilution, people now just assume I’m a despicable hipster:

“Yeah, I’m pretty into soccer. Arsenal? No, a Scottish Championship team- you’ve probably never heard of them...”

We have a whole article asking why a Antrim born man who grew up supporting Celtic chose Celtic to rehab his career? Oh, ok.

There’s also the not inconsiderable fact that for any kid who grew up Catholic in Northern Island, managing Celtic is still a pretty big deal.

We don’t know simply because Celtic doesn’t get the cash that an EPL team would get, even a bottom half one.

This is fine analysis, but shouldn’t there be some mention of the fact that he grew up as a Celtic supporter in a place where Celtic/Rangers affiliation is an almost ethnic distinction? Like, it’s still a lateral move, at best, if not a step down, and it still is curious (it seems hard to make a mark and be seen as a…

[fast forward to July 1st]

The joke will be on all of us in a couple years when he completes his ascension to Bolton

Also, fuck the Huns.