{Lauren Bacall voice} “I’ll just slip into something more ... comfortable, shall I?”

Whooooooa. That’s some crazy stuff. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

I love this. I had a similar experience with OK Cupid but disastrous results. Met one guy and went extremely fast with him (slept with him on our second date, which was the day after our first date, which included everything BUT sex). We are nearly identical in our taste in movies and TV and standup comedy and music.…

My parents met when they were 13 years old at a birthday pool party in Whittier, CA. My dad’s first words to my mom were reportedly when it started thundering and he said, “You’d better get out of the pool, Phyllis, or it’s going to be struck by lightning and then you’ll fry.”

Every love affair is a tiny forever.

Ha ha! My husband and I’s first date was a midnight showing of Office Space. For our second, we rented movies and ended up with the original The Wicker Man and Half Baked (yes, really.) I decided to put on my PJs to “get comfortable” and hoped he’d get the hint, but he was a perfect gentleman (later on he said he’d…

I met my wife at a Halloween Dance, while I was wearing a hideous monster mask. This was an excellent strategy, because when I took it off my own homely mug looked good by comparison.

When it rains it pours

My grandfather was going in blind to a double date. Neither couple worked out, but my grandfather asked his buddy if he could take a shot with the other woman. So they go out dancing, he makes sure they dance past a mirror so he can check out her ass. That week he asked her to marry him.

I went up to him at a party and told him he was eating my cupcake—it was not mine, but it did look very delicious. When he offered to share it I took a huge face first bite and then ran away. Very mature. Luckily we have mutual friends so when I scored a free loft bed on craigslist (I hope by now it’s clear that we…

Your mom is a treasure!

My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…

He did. He just Tweeted as much. :-/   Meanwhile

The ironic thing is, a woman would never act so hysterical at this type of hearing. His own victim was not even acting like this, even though she has more right to be than anyone. 

Ohhh thanks for pointing that out. Me too. I was actually getting PTSD flashbacks from his outburst and his slamming things around.

It seems like rich people really don’t rat on each other, so the fact that everyone they were around were rich and never said anything is normal - but now there are people who are like HE IS A FUCKING TURD AND I BELIEVE IT COULD HAPPEN.

his victim-blaming, and then trying to claim the victim mantle is really getting to me. this guy just really seems like an entitled turd. if the fbi had investigated him, this wouldn’t be happening in the public eye. so if his life is ruined, blame 45.

The red-faced bellowing and outright threats of score settling certainly aren’t filling me with empathy. 

If anyone needs help visualizing this guy as a belligerent and abusive drunk, an approximation is on basically every fucking channel right now.

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display.