If I were Tracy Chapman, I wouldn’t want my name associated with the Joe Paterno of pop music, either.

I see why Chapman said no. Also, Nicki’s mom did an interview where she defended her pedophile son. It was pretty unhinged. Nicki is having a horrible 2018. 

Doubt she would, but I kinda hope Chapman does a Nicki Minaj cover song, improving upon it 1000%.

For those who didn’t read the Pitchfork article, there’s a missing piece which is “Sorry,” Foxy Brown’s (not that Foxy Brown, and not Shelly Thunder as they indicated) popular dancehall cover of Tracy Chapman’s song, which is really what was sampled. It’s odd that she calls Tracy Chapman a legend but feigns ignorance…

WE SHALL DANCE AS THE CAMELS DO

Tell your boss that wrapping up your own duties is taking away time from proper training and this guy could benefit from [LARGE AND HUMORLESS MALE COLLEAGUE HERE] working with him?

she told me that almost ten years ago and at that time and at the age, i thought it was the most passive, avoidant thing i’d ever heard and it made me so angry. but after a few years it sunk in and the simple beauty of it has really stayed with me. 

another open-door pee lady checking in! 

Sarah & Duck is leaving, like, tomorrow and I am bracing myself for the toddler protest. It’s his favorite show. I know we can buy it on Amazon but these days it’s literally one of the few reasons we still have Netflix.

Uh everytime we go to the grocery store? If I have to pick up a couple things for dinner I make it my mission to get to the grocery store before picking them up from school/daycare. If not..it's a disaster. Every. Damn. Time. Things have been spilled all over the floor, kids running off down other aisles... And then…

Wow. Well, I see that you want to be nice as you’re leaving, but for real, tell a couple of key people what a douchebag he is being to you, and what concerns you have. The thing is, he could be the sort of arrogant jackass who is being a dick to you because he knows you’re leaving (and because you’re a woman who is…

Our current reigning champion was over an eggroll. He both wanted it AND wanted me to die for the sin of offering it to him. He threw a plate at the Mama Buffet server and I cleaned the floor and gave her $20 (plus abject apologies). He rolled on the floor while screaming YES EGGROLL (it was in his hands). He had just…

Just put my dog down and I'm a mess. 

I... (and I NEVER say this)... would kill that little skrelli with kindness. Publically.

RescueBots are leaving Netflix this Friday. Toddler Armageddon is nigh!

This whole Space Force thing is getting out of hand. Check out Donald, Kellyanne, and Jeff in their new uni’s...

While this is good, it pales in comparison to his original light sentence.

Weird. The “I was trying to sexually assault her in a different fashion” defense didn’t work?

(Read in David Attenborough voice)