OMG I am DYING! I did not know of this and I grew up all mormony. Thank you I had to stop reading in library and creeping old newspapers dudes out from suppressed lolz.

Preach. Cuz Amen . 

I’ve just decided a dude has to be closer in age to me than my mom. That’s 11 years. It’s legit. 

I can’t suss out the blondes either! I have so many so so many connections on LinkedIn of blonde ladies and they are all looking the Same. I think my neighbor is a lady I asked to connect on linked in last week. She stares at me it’s weird. I have looked deep into her face then the photo and have no idea. Plus I’m a…

My ex went drunk bike riding one night with no light on a bike path, hit a nutria broke his hip and assaulted me the following week while high on meds because the court forced me to take our son to him for visitation. I wish nutria were even bigger. 

I know Nicki has physical “enhancements” but I just thought it was her butt and boobs. I saw this photo and was all “duh” of course she does face stuff too. Is she botoxed? I just thought she was young and pretty but her skin looks so taut. That’s not natural is it? 

I just want to thank those ladies at GLOW for fixing my limping heart. The mama with baby getting divorced and powering through it by Selling It All! was a salve I needed. Thanks those ladies, I think Jengi Koran did some too?

Yea for remembering wise women’s words!

Jezebel is the only place that does eulogize these women who worked for the benefit of us all. 

I love this so much. 

Girl, same. 

My take

I was given a rough ride by two TX officers in Greenville 2009. Refused to seat belt me pushed me into middle so I could see the road and wasn’t settled into side large seats and hit gas before speed bumps. They were going about 50 in a 25 I hit my head hard twice on roof and screamed I don’t want to die please buckle…

I mean a facilities manager could heat up the building to unbearable points just to be a dick and if someone has a stroke you think fm shouldn’t get fired?

Children are expensive to maintain. As a former parent, children are stupid.

Dear Bobbi, some lady’s all up in my LinkedIn saying she’s marrying John Mayer. I know he’s trash but now I want to get this sorted. WTF. 

It seems walking redcarpet in front of oggling boneheads in a very unelasticized gold sparkle bikini with hair and makeup and an unusually even bronze tan is giving her the opportunity for breastfeeding while hiding her still slightly pouchy tummy, I love the way she did it. Now if boppys could be bought with food…

If someone takes me to their moms house I make sure to never see that person again. I like moms just not people who take people to their moms house unawares.

Use that anger. it can be made into determination to get the wrongs righted. There is nothing guilty about anger. Women deserve to have, express and let others know of their anger.

He’s another rich white guy. As soon as those chumps get a few fans they start to “poor me” themselves and immediately want tax breaks and more adulation, cause they drink their own PR potion. Uck. Musk has so many Stans who are just verbose white guys who talk shit about anything women and have absolutely zero…