I don’t think you mean you beat hawk-eye though-- you beat the player who challenged your call. There’s no way to beat hawk-eye, because hawk-eye by definition overrules the linesperson. But being right when an ATP pro is challenging your call is pretty cool.

Imagine if baseball umpires gave a shit.

The TV people know what’s going on and always put the camera on the linesperson when they get one right.

Start by rejecting your father, you pencil-necked bitch.

The wrong people die.

Wow, Deadspin just admitted in writing the dirty little secret about women’s soccer: there is no depth in the sport. Winning the Women’s World Cup is not yet on par with winning the Men’s World Cup, though many would like to believe so.

Deadspin after FIFA expanded the Women’s World Cup from 24 teams to 32

“Pitcher or equivalent” made me ugly laugh, +1 sir

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

I always thought the Comment Ninja made measured, reasonable editorial decisions.

This is literally the exact opposite of the “Hold me back!” Typical baseball kerfuffle and it’s amazing. 

this was a pleasant reprieve from the "hold me back" slap fights 

Miami Coach: “Men, all you have to remember is T.N.T.! OK? T stands for Maximal Conditioning! N stands for Knowing the plan! And T stands for Ball security! Easy!”

“You’ve been traded to the Knicks.”

But also: Bo Bichette just got pulled from his game at Triple-A.

Seriously, does the team actually know if these officers were even Aberdeen Ironbirds fans? Was their dying breath “Remember me... Ironbirds...”? This happened nearly 4 years ago. I’d probably start looking at a minor league baseball team sideways if they honored my own dad for 4+ years even if he was directly…

The soldiers, Marines, squids and air force airpeople or whatever the hell they are who actually get it are disgusted by the idolatry. It’s stupid and is profoundly unhealthy.

Also, “America the Beautiful” is 100000x better than the anthem and GBA anyway.

I went to an Orioles game at Camden Yards a couple weeks ago, and was actually very impressed by the lack of the usual flag-humping cop and soldier idolatry that goes on at the usual American sporting event these days. Around the 5th inning, when other ballgames I’ve been to usually honors some veteran by thanking him…

“Daughter” may be setting the bar a bit high. Let’s go with “Fuck Trophy.”