What the fuck is an NGB?

... so?

Utterly relaxed, that’s what you remember about the real pros. A guy I covered in college was a defensive back and a track athlete, and I remember watching him coming across the finish line of the 200, he was so relaxed his lower jaw was banging off his upper teeth, and then I sort of got it.

In other news, there is still a season going on, there are still first place teams in it, there are still clubs trying to catch them.

The real dead letter is whatever Laura was writing about your new owners.

Well this guy should go to jail for the rest of his life, clearly.

About 20 years from today it’ll dawn on Trevor Bauer what a dick he was to his co-workers. We all got it coming, kid.

“In my defense, the cabin crew didn’t order me to not piss on the cabin floor.”

Deadspin editorial budget meeting

I’m still torn over this. On one hand, I think there’s a simple wisdom involved in just asking any adult league manager what he’s looking for 15 minutes before a game when he sets the lineup, and that’s not only enough to get the job done, it’s literally all it takes to get the job done. On the other hand, how is 100…

You’re a penis.

The definitive guide to selecting a batting lineup.

A friend and I carpooled to primary school together. Dad drove. One day he drove all the way to the office without letting us off. We were 9 and 7. Parents can definitely forget that kids, even their own, are in the car. I remember this every time I read one of these things.

This is a poor substitute for the Oedipal tantrum against G/O media that we’ve been promised. Cough it up.

This blog defines “inchoate”

“They say ghosts are the souls of those who die angry. Let’s find out.”

When he played for the Reds, Deion Sanders got into trouble for manually cutting off the sleeves from his shirt a la Kluszewski, too.

It means the writer clipped an extraneous portion of the quote, which in this case was “[Are we happy a headcase and the Mayor of Reddit Island Himself Trevor Bauer is out of this fucking clubhouse? Yes, But y]ou’re losing a damn good pitcher in a race right now.”

Goddamn that actually delivered. (The fight.) I love these “Crazy motherfucker wants to fight the whole team, actually DOES” brawls. Give it to Amir Garrett, he was committed the whole way.

Roasts are the best sub-genre of comedy, no surprise you got that green.