You know what's less real than "fake" sports? Talking about real sports

Barry Bonds is the all time home run leader

He's a fucking relic. With the Puigs and the Billy Hamiltons and the Andrelton Simmons of the world that get featured on Deadspin often these days (fortunately) we're finally churning out these roided up pieces of shit that give baseball the bad name of being a bunch of non-athletes

I think we should turn our mockery from Kim and Kanye to people buying physical copies of magazines

Sigh....I told him the 8-iron. Never listens to me.

Contigo hasta morir!

Well it's like if I'm writing a speech and I start it with "I have a dream" no matter how good the rest of the speech is...how much credit you really gonna give me?

Lyrics about numbers of problems and how many thereof are bitches. Very creative.

Imagine this pitcher of Arnold Palmer is actually a gallon of your feces

I feel like anyone getting so high and mighty over this doesn't read the Saturday Night socials. Anyone that thinks Jezebel is some bastion of high minded political discourse seems to forget 75% of the content here is celebrity tweets and open comment threads of "you guyzzzzzzzz tell me what to do about this guy" …

I have no stake in this. He got zero ball.

Who's that?

I don't remember them booing him crushingly every moment of every game

I wonder how those fans would feel about giving steroids to fighting dogs

Do you use thesaurus.com or you have another source to get your big words?

I'm only anti-idiot. Like you. If you want to respond to the content of my actual messages please do but other than that this isn't a personal attack section it's a debate opportunity

The bi-sexual users are accessing the entire database as straight users plus the entire database as the gay users. Why would they not have to pay more? I think what you mean is that by my logic gay users should have to pay less since to my knowledge there are many fewer gay users on Match.

Yes

An amusement park with twice as many rides should rightfully charge twice the admission price.