This is "not a sin" in the sense that "she told me she was 18 but I didn't check her ID" is not a sin

Deadspin is a comedy blog with a sports theme. This article is about people dressing up as Hank Aaron. The funniest variation of that would be for them to use a white guy in blackface. That's why I mentioned it.

Please use blackface.

Does the shoe remain upright even when someone casually brushes past it? If so, it's not Ronaldo

What bet did Walker lose to have to wear that hat?

Why? All the big blacks are in Dallas

Yeah, you're right, I am too lazy to read a 6500 word article about Cleveland State from 1992. How about you guys publish some new content instead of re-publishing shit from 1992? I was just being jokey to be courteous but that's my actual opinion. This is fucking garbage. Do some investigative journalism on…

I struck it rich selling custom Family Guy GIFs to idiots

A Family Guy GIF? A custom Family Guy GIF at that? What's next? A BuzzFeed link?

"he's currently enrolled at the Porter and Chester Institute training to be an HVAC technician"

8 million words and 10 five million word comments all posted by the author. Someone please summarize for me?

Pretty rare to see someone mistake you're for your. Usually the other way around. Congrats.

Me too! What drugs you got?

Awwww, life got too real for you so you had to resort to name calling? Poor baby. C- effort. Try again?

She couldn't breastfeed me because she died giving birth to me. My dad did bottle feed me though.

Hopefully the requisite dicks in their mouths cushioned the blows somehow (no pun intended)

That doesn't really make any sense. You're implying I'm a walking, talking penis but you're using "dick" in the sense where it means like jerk. Unless you did mean to imply that the essence of what it means to be a jerk has become sentient and is walking and talking but in that case what form has it taken? Also the…

No child deserves to be named Astaia or Phaedra

I already have a job, fact checking things I read on major websites about articles I don't actually give a shit about is not one of them. Some dumb bitch died. People die. I made a comment to get some laughs. It's working. Life moves on.

Everyone dies. We'll see what cause of death here is but 25 year olds generally don't just drop dead and give her drug addled past I'm sure it's not going to be "natural causes" so now the kids will get to grow up in a home without their coke whore mother of a mother and it's probably for the best