Contigo hasta morir!

Well it's like if I'm writing a speech and I start it with "I have a dream" no matter how good the rest of the speech is...how much credit you really gonna give me?

Lyrics about numbers of problems and how many thereof are bitches. Very creative.

Imagine this pitcher of Arnold Palmer is actually a gallon of your feces

I feel like anyone getting so high and mighty over this doesn't read the Saturday Night socials. Anyone that thinks Jezebel is some bastion of high minded political discourse seems to forget 75% of the content here is celebrity tweets and open comment threads of "you guyzzzzzzzz tell me what to do about this guy" …

I have no stake in this. He got zero ball.

Who's that?

I don't remember them booing him crushingly every moment of every game

I wonder how those fans would feel about giving steroids to fighting dogs

Do you use thesaurus.com or you have another source to get your big words?

I'm only anti-idiot. Like you. If you want to respond to the content of my actual messages please do but other than that this isn't a personal attack section it's a debate opportunity

The bi-sexual users are accessing the entire database as straight users plus the entire database as the gay users. Why would they not have to pay more? I think what you mean is that by my logic gay users should have to pay less since to my knowledge there are many fewer gay users on Match.

Yes

An amusement park with twice as many rides should rightfully charge twice the admission price.

Deadspin is a comedy blog with a sports theme. This article is about people dressing up as Hank Aaron. The funniest variation of that would be for them to use a white guy in blackface. That's why I mentioned it.

Please use blackface.

Does the shoe remain upright even when someone casually brushes past it? If so, it's not Ronaldo

What bet did Walker lose to have to wear that hat?

Why? All the big blacks are in Dallas