Yeah, you're right, I am too lazy to read a 6500 word article about Cleveland State from 1992. How about you guys publish some new content instead of re-publishing shit from 1992? I was just being jokey to be courteous but that's my actual opinion. This is fucking garbage. Do some investigative journalism on…

I struck it rich selling custom Family Guy GIFs to idiots

A Family Guy GIF? A custom Family Guy GIF at that? What's next? A BuzzFeed link?

"he's currently enrolled at the Porter and Chester Institute training to be an HVAC technician"

8 million words and 10 five million word comments all posted by the author. Someone please summarize for me?

Pretty rare to see someone mistake you're for your. Usually the other way around. Congrats.

Me too! What drugs you got?

Awwww, life got too real for you so you had to resort to name calling? Poor baby. C- effort. Try again?

She couldn't breastfeed me because she died giving birth to me. My dad did bottle feed me though.

Hopefully the requisite dicks in their mouths cushioned the blows somehow (no pun intended)

That doesn't really make any sense. You're implying I'm a walking, talking penis but you're using "dick" in the sense where it means like jerk. Unless you did mean to imply that the essence of what it means to be a jerk has become sentient and is walking and talking but in that case what form has it taken? Also the…

No child deserves to be named Astaia or Phaedra

I already have a job, fact checking things I read on major websites about articles I don't actually give a shit about is not one of them. Some dumb bitch died. People die. I made a comment to get some laughs. It's working. Life moves on.

Everyone dies. We'll see what cause of death here is but 25 year olds generally don't just drop dead and give her drug addled past I'm sure it's not going to be "natural causes" so now the kids will get to grow up in a home without their coke whore mother of a mother and it's probably for the best

I had to google that thing at the end of your comment. You know you can just say fuck you here right? You can just say like hey BeckiB you're a fucking cunt

That's right. No one I know has ever died. Dumb fuck.

So you won't even spend your money with someone who is bigoted towards KKK members?

Your GIF needs to come with a seizure warning for those with epilepsy. Technically you're an asshole

Definition I have is "grudgingly mean about spending or granting"

Sounds like you're very niggardly with your consumer dollars