Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Lenin, should I go on?

You know who else liked to jail political opponents?

The whole campaign has been hard to watch. Bless you people transcribing this madness, because I can’t bring myself to watch Donald Trump utter another sentence.

They are in love with strike zone graphic though, which is probably just some guy in the truck putting the ball wherever they think it went. Very scientific.

You know what’s funny? Like funny in a sobbing laughter sort of way, If you are a minority teen you’re literally safer dressing up as a homicidal clown and walking up and down the street than if you put on normal street clothes and try to do the same thing. Let that sink in for a little bit.

I found what they use for targets. (Can’t post pics, sorry)

I work with many of these gun nuts here. They are thirsty for teenage minority blood clown blood. A lot of them when to the gun range this week during lunch to practice.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

So you’re saying I shouldn’t dress like a clown for Halloween.

I keep picturing Jon Lovett as Jon Lovitz

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

hey Renard! how’s DC/new job treating you?

It’s such a shame that Trump is the one who got The Old Post Office. It’s an incredibly beautiful old Richardsonian Romanesque building, and you can go up to the tower at the top and get a fantastic view of the city. When the Washington Monument was closed I think it was the best view possible downtown.

“Sources” please!

“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

Could’ve been worse...

...could’ve been his sex tape.

I agree. Dean doesn’t seem like he’s interested in running for office anytime soon. And given the shockingly offensive things being said by Republicans on a near-daily basis, this one tweet is nothing.

No it wasn’t. There is no Alicia Machado sex tape. That’s the worst part. Trump libeling her is the worst part.