It’s THE cyber, Norm. THE cyber.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Fucking idiot.

Oooooooh. Please tell me there is a Facebook or Twitter link I can troll.

I love the end of the livestream I saw where the cops pull his mask off in front of everyone and then basically parade him in front of the people he was antagonizing. The kid looks TERRIFIED and it is sooooo very satisfying.

Here’s his face, since he wants attention, and doesn’t deserve the anonymity of the mask.

Wouldn’t it be nice if this stayed on his record and his intended career got tanked, and he had to spend his days as, I don’t know, an unarmed ticket-taker for a bus station? Or no, that’s too much authority. Maybe an unarmed fry cook. No shade to fry cooks - I just think this particular guy would be unable to…

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.

‘Roger Ailes was NEVER affiliated with Fox News. Sean Hannity knows this. Call Sean Hannity, because he knows. Nobody will call Sean Hannity, even though Sean Hannity knows.’

Remind me why we’re still calling these jokers Fox “news”?

I’d fire Barron. He’s undoubtedly good at the cyber, but is he good enough? Maybe hire China, or that one 400 pound guy.

Cheating: The New Negotiating

PT Barnum has the explanation

Trump is such a con artist. It’s amazing he’s taken it all the way to a Presidential campaign and people still buy it.

So, wait, you’re saying when ol’ Donnie signs a contract, he’s not telling it like it is??