“Does President Obama like his coffee like himself?”

I love funny Hillary. I want more funny Hillary.

I argue Bob Uecker, but only because I’m a milwaukeean.

hopefully we can find another invasive species to stop the lionfish...that strategy works awesome

So are these lionfish now sleeping with Luca Brasi?

+1 aweemaway

+1 ooohh weeeeeeeeeeeee

hush my dolphin
don’t fear, my dolphin
the motherfucker died tonight

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

You should have probably anticipated that the answer is obviously yes, and that this points to the fact that we already have a lot more information about Clinton. As cagey as she is, she is the known quantity here. Besides her speeches to Wall Street, which I’d really like to see still, I can’t think of much that she…

I mean personally, I don’t like the idea that the media could unseal a private file just for public interest.

yes, god forbid that we see any personal divorce records, tax returns, medical reports or any shred of a document ANYWHERE that actually provides information on someone that is running for president.

Were the court to make the confidential records available for journalistic, and thus public, scrutiny, it would impermissibly inject itself into the political process by making the value judgment of what information is useful in determining the present candidate’s, or any other candidate’s, fitness for office.

I’d say 35% outright fraud, and 65% blinding ineptitude. Not only does he flat out not have enough people working for his campaign, almost none of them are top flight Republican operatives. And yeah, all the rhetoric about him being an outsider aside, he needed to get some people who knew how to run a national…

I fucking love this so hard. Her side-eye is AMAZING.

Also he’s about to do this.

You know, I think deadpan Hillary might be the very best Hillary of them all.

“He paid me in steaks.”

i have never been pandered to so effectively before