*picture not from Charlotte, but point still stands

I always cringe when The Post declares a dead black kid an “aspiring rapper.”

If he’s so fucking brilliant, why doesn’t he know better than to rape women?

Nah. You may have been a dick, but it’s a pretty valid question. I’ve gotten it a lot and people are very confused until they meet my dad. It’s a little more obvious if I’m really tanned, but I tend to avoid the sun.

So it’s a place a lot of people go in and out of but they don’t stay long?

You could be from Mianus because you really know how to shit on someone’s parade

Alas, Mianus isn’t technically a town.

Fortunately, Rick Perry’s ranch is not a town.

True. Very true. But let’s not pretend Sarah Silverman and a whole lot of us on the left didn’t do the same shit (on a much, much, MUCH smaller scale); the only difference is that she was celebrated for it. A lot of Demorats (hi, me!) were horrified at the notion of Hillary becoming president and worked really hard to…

But “I like this guy more than that guy” is qualitatively different from “prevent this jackass from hijacking our great party.”

He has a wife, you know

He wanks as high as any in Wome!

Biggus Dickus?

Probably hangry. He keeps biting things hoping one of them is going to turn out to be a seal or something and none of them do. Three bites later he still hasn’t found lunch, poor thing.

Those guys are ok. It’s the goddamn sperm whales...

I hope when you recover from your injuries you can still fly! Shark on squid violence is a real problem in this ocean...

(edit: I know this is probably a troll post, but I’ve wanted to use this .gif for so long!)

Who knew that that motherfucker was funny? 2016 continues to confound me.