My 16 year old daughter just brought home one of these a month ago. Best part was when a waitress told her “your baby is so cute” and she explained it’s a fake baby. Her friend had to take it home 3 straight weekends, since she “killed it”the first two.

I would have agreed until I tried Trader Joe's. It's amazing.

Anyone who has kids will tell you the most terrifying 3 seconds of lunch is from the moment your 3 year old manages the miraculous task of correctly inserting their straw into the Capri Sun until they take that first sip. The slightest pressure in the middle of the pouch causes a volcanic eruption of sugary mess.