Not so much assume as, “feel the need to make a joke”.

That would be a reasonable reaction though!

Exactly, you’re paying for a service, so there should be AAA titles, rather than indie titles every month. There are AAA titles pretty much every month for the PS3. Jesus, fuck off with your entitlement on opinions

“Both injuries are described as being ‘non-life threatening’”

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

looked up head over the heels and found different things.

might be stupid but what is head over heels. I when i saw you list i was about to say what about ff games or suikoden 2 ( playing it now so good) then i saw damn you listed them. But i think you need suikoden 1 too . Perfect dark and golden eye would be great. Played trough golden ee for the first time last year on my…

I can get extremely angry at video games, so it’s probably best I stay away from Dark Souls. I was probably only going to get GTA if it gets cheaper since I still have the PS3 version.

Below average really.

Average opinion right there. Very average

As I mentioned to a previous commenter, he is busy campaigning for that Agent Orange blowhard, much to my deep embarrassment. Sunday, Monday, no happy days.

great vine, don’t care about Star Trek though

Dammit then, I will watch the clip on my spare time.

Holy shit. I come to Kotaku, find a Doom Metal classic front and center. Lets not forget,

They should only play airplane disaster movies. It’s the flying equivalent of telling an actor to break a leg!

I totally agree. They should start building real giant (working) mechs first.

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

Your first mistake was trying to be a smart ass, but it’s OK. You just fell victim to the post first proofread later mentality that rampant in journalism today. No need to check when you can just edit later.

The station was so crowded, I missed my train. I hate it when the subway gets hacked.

This is, of course, just one man's opinion, but: If you're so strapped for time in the morning that microwaving eggs in a mug is your only option, then I think you need to loosen up your schedule a bit.