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I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant

I know Tom is a crazy religious fanatic...and I saw that Oprah in real time, but I recently watched an episode of Graham Norton’s talk show (which is fabulous, btw), and Tom was such a nice person and everyone there talked about how nice he is. PLUS, Norton does a thing at the end of the show where he has people from

I guess now, she’s just Istice...

I was trying to be clever with the singlehandedly.

I’M SO EXCITEDDDDDD

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They should put this cat in the next VS show so he can show ‘em how it’s done.

Well the one thing is, we don’t actually know whether MiB raped her. He took her into that barn very menacingly, and we sure as hell were meant to ASSUME that he did, but we don’t know yet what exactly happened.

Woo early SNS!

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Hell, at 19, you couldn’t have kept me off him. Jeez, at 58 I’d still hit it hard and repeatedly. The 1976 HF, natch.

I know that Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, is a maniacal warlord bent on interplanetary galactic domination through genocide and oppression, who rules through fear and intimidation, and whose plans include the destruction of entire planets. 

I see several Beefeaters in that pic.

I forgive the slowness because it gives me time to Wikipedia anything they cover that I’m curious about. Like Churchill’s secretary who is featured prominently in episode 4 never existed (one of a few things they fictionalized, along with some of the timeline of events, it seems). And I wanted to learn more about

You didn’t think the train scene in Risky Buisness generated heat? We’ll agree to disagree on that one.

“Carrie Fisher fucked Harrison Ford!!!”

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost

Im sure she fucked Warren Beatty too.