Kanye so thinks he’s a Brujah

So I’m in the exact opposite situation. My husband and I never wanted kids. I had a hysterectomy (for health reasons) at the start of the year and then he left me for a work colleague who is ten years younger and fertile a month after my op.

Yeah worrying is only good for you if you do an ickle but when waiting news on a life-changing event.

I'm going to go with a horrible misguided combination of all three with some misogynistic shit sprinkles on the top.

You take that back! Q is not brattish! He is the pithy demi-god that is Ben Wishaw and I will not stand to hear you talk about him like that.

So Ive see fifteen minutes of one episode of this and was confused, intrigued and appalled.

In the interests of being au courant may I suggest this?

If there *are* hypothetical women on his legal team then what hypothetically would happen if he exhibited the behaviour towards them for which he is being accused?

Yeah! Think of us poor Britishers that only have massively overpriced Chiquitos to sate our Mexican food cravings.

He’s a great gallah.

True. But I bet the operational manager of the leper colony in Galilee was so pissed at his intake reduction.

Let’s do the outrage math!

I read through the entire thing looking for what Patsy Kensit was dressed as before I realised it was Fergie. This picture is so uncannily like Ms Kensit it’s scary.

I love this science. It makes me feel better about the world.

I would put it in my mouth.

S’funny ‘cause I’m a Manc and I’ve heard the American usage occasionally. Only occasionally mind

Mooch in Britain means to wander around without any real agenda in the hope that something happens. I used to go into town for a mooch during school holidays in the 80’s so I know this Bip girl didn’t invent the word.

I'm getting both cystitis and OCD just looking at this.

Or she’s a huge Spice Girls fan?