Is Cate Blanchett good or is she just tall?

Wow, I completely missed that. But I guess that’s to be expected because I stopped watching the Oscars after that absurd year where Sandra Bullock won best actress for the fucking Blind Side and they doubled the number of best picture nominees in response to Nolan fanboys being upset that the Dark Knight hadn’t been…

All Kate Winslett has to say is, “I get that he’s a scumbag, but he’s an artist who is capable of good work, and I’d like to be a part of that, because it might be really good for my career.” To me, that’d be far less offensive. Still shitty, but it doesn’t deny anyone’s trauma. It just says she doesn’t care about it.

Not the point I was making at all, but sure.

I think if one out of two major political parties decides they’re ok with pedophilia, I’d rather the other one not follow suit.

I don’t know why the Democrat Minnesota governor would appoint a Republican pervert to take the seat though.

Hooray! A moral victory!

I have the same response to the “there’s a time and a place” assholes that I did after the cast of Hamilton made a calm and respectful request of Mike Pence: the time and place to say these things is when the person you want to address is in the room and you are holding the microphone.

Er, you know John Oliver isn’t a journalist, right? And yet, a lot of journalists aren’t and haven’t been asking these questions. Sexual harassment is “rude” and “entirely unwelcome,” yet it’s been treated as a big joke by Hollywood for decades.

Nope. Oliver brought up harassment allegations against Hoffman while they were discussing a movie centered around harassment allegations. It’s literally the perfect time to ask Hoffman about them.

That’s disappointing.

ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE GREATNESS THAT IS

They should just accept that nothing will ever beat Colbert asking her how to pronounce “Caoimhe.”

R.I.P. ASS LUKE

What a shitty, fucked up attitude about your fellow Americans. Even if a government is corrupt, that doesn’t mean the people don’t need help.

Among the many groups doing great work in Puerto Rico, one near and dear to my heart that has served over 3 million meals in those two months is chef Jose Andres World Central Kitchen —- https://www.worldcentralkitchen.org/chefsforpuertorico-reaches-3-million-meals-new-phase-support . It’s staggering what he has done…

My father invited a whole bunch of people he worked with to the engagement party because we kept the actual wedding invitation list very small. He didn’t think it was going to be a big deal (which blows my mind - he was cheating on my mother - and then invited her to my house - smh).

When my mom passed away, the woman we found out later my father was banging on the side (his fucking secretary to boot) showed up to the funeral...............in a red dress.

I’d love to see him live out his hopefully breif remainder above ground as “Disgraced Former President Trump.”

I will wear my shortest, reddest dress to his funeral