Every Frame a Painting has a good video on the lackluster MCU/Avengers score:

He was in almost every scene, just gotta squint.

I like the way he emphasizes “FAT LADY”, like he’s calling Thanos a fat lady. Oh man, there’s no infinity stone that’ll heal that sick burn.

It’s not over till the fat lady sings. Wow. Comic book writing was stellar back then.

I can’t believe Paramount wouldn’t let Chris Evans shave for this!

The one at SDCC didn’t have as many digital Christopher Plummers inserted into the cast.

I know this places me firmly in Old Man Yells at Cloud territory, and the fact that I’m stuck in the grays means that few will ever see this, but:

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

I’d assume the plan was: marry wealthy aging man, enjoy prosperous widowhood.

That would be pretty funny, though. If Nutcracker ballerinas just started performing on people’s doorsteps and then asked for some hot chocolate.

It is possible to deserve both contempt and pity.

What a weird teaser for Westworld season 2.

Melania Trump is not a person you should ever fucking feel bad for.

Easy, like this:

We have plenty to criticize that doesn’t go after her looks. Be better.

On the list of reprehensibly deceptive things Sanders has done, comparing herself in any way with The West Wing is one of the most egregious and delusional.

It would be the greatest movie ever about Jesus, I think. I took my kids and a bunch of their friends to see Thor and for some reason the trailer for this movie played before it in all its R-rated glory. You haven’t lived ‘til you’ve seen a row of 9-year-olds gasp in unison at Frances McDormand calling someone a…

I’ve only seen the trailer but it gave the right sense of... depth I guess. I really want to see this movie - it looks like it could have been a very simple story but then they went and got all smart instead.

Saw it at TIFF. It’s brilliant. Sam Rockwell better get a goddamn Oscar. I do think this review gives a little too much detail. Was nice to go in knowing very little and being constantly surprised.

See, you need to interpret those “JESUS” billboards as if someone was repeatedly exclaiming “JESUS!” in disbelief over the fact that they’re in fucking Missouri.