Imagine paying to attend an event based on a promised service, waiting in line for hours and then being told the service that was promised wasn’t going to happen.

Another day, another worthless, soulless European American exposing herself...

I appreciate that Two Broke Girls was not mentioned again after the first line of this interview.

A buddy of mine had to do some stupid shit when he was rushing his frat, but it wasn’t horrifically traumatic or anything, and he points to it as how he met the woman he ended up marrying

Seeing Don Banks and now Peter King leave Sports Illustrated just remind me of Paul Zimmerman, aka Dr. Z, aka the best football sportswriter that SI ever had.

MILWAUKEE-Asked my cat: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”

This is the very heart of conservative politics in today’s America - white people, men, the rich, whatever demographic with power you want to call out, claiming victimization despite the fact that they hold all the cards. It’s infuriating, especially because it seems to work so damn well.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.

Relax, friend. Here...calm down with this delicious Hormel Black Label Bacon.

Can’t forget this Kelly:

Yeah, well, your President is still Donald Trump.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Shapiro is a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person should sound like.

Shapiro then criticized black America for not being satisfied with Blade
and Catwoman existing.

If Cataldi is involed, the very worst of Philly will be too.

Philly friends I know loathe Cataldi.

We know Joe Webb III in Philadelphia. He can GTFO of here. He is snow-tested, though...

I blame Magery for jinxing the whole thing in his Jambaroo.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.