My favorite K story is his bitching “you killed us” to he refs when his team choked against UConn in 2004 Semifinal, forgetting that E Okafor got called for two quick fouls and didn’t play most of 1st half.

“What’s the issue?”

I think it’s nice that we can finally point to the exact moment where Duke disappeared up its own ass.

“Too low.” — Draymond Green.

He and Draymond Green are this generation’s Ebony & Ivory.

The intentional misspell is my fave trolling move currently.

I believe he cried as well.

Thank you for asking, ESPN. No, no I am not ready to move on like Grayson is. I would like to see this discussed ad nauseum on ESPN for a week. Can you help a guy out?

Dray meet Gray

“Super Extreme DUI? That’s nothing.” - Josh Brent

“We were aware of his situation and we were aware of his situation before we claimed him,” said Belichick. “He has an ongoing legal situation and we are not going to comment on it. But enough about Aaron Hernandez, am I right, guys?!?!”

“Am I under arrest?”

Little known fact outside of Arizona but Floyd was a mere .008 from the dreaded super duper extreme DUI

“Super Extreme DUI”should only be invoked when Red Bull or Four Loko is involved.

serious question: would people be more or less taken aback if the roles were reversed? I get the feeling that if this were the case, more people would be talking about how much more of a great love story it would be, instead of the shitfest it already is

Beyond the horrific, misogynistic setup that attempts to make Stockholm Syndrome sexy

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.

There’s a special place in hell for this dude.

I feel like this is his exact attitude